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laura

cliche is a handrail for the crippled mind.quote, my mate george.cheers george.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

NOEL FIELDING - my thoughts are so bad and forbidden that the mere mention of his name is like buying a gary glitter record.dont start me on the eyeliner,mmm,the monsterously sexy mr oh gaz ooh coombes,oh just say it with me people, gaazz cooooombes,come on, yeah, thats the way i like it,stay hairy baby, although its not usually my bag,stephen fry,frank black,david bowie........delia smith to prove my cakes are better but thank her for trying,any member of slade,every stereotypical cool dead person dressed in seventies leather goods and a few less cool ones for purpose of contrast,attire optional,otherwise i would just be being picky and demanding...........LEMMY,a white stripe, preferably male, but hey, beggars cant be choosers...vic reeves,cillian murphy,the black rebel motorcycle club, but only whilst on motorcycles and in black, otherwise my suspicions would ruin any tea party,viggo mortensen,of course...........patricia arquette,frank mccourt,shane mcgowan,daniel day lewis,the lovely ms polly harvey or if shes busy maybe just one of her red shiny red red shiny shoes,but im sure shes nice and would make time.....somebody that truly knows poverty to make me feel as lucky as i am,somebody that works for or even better owns at least one cheesecake shop and somebody with a key to the city.any city. or at least this room,from the outside,as its been weeks and i am cold,naked,hungry and embarrassingly soiled.again.oh god.(coughs)

Music:

this could take hours so ill be general.i love my sleazy 70s stuff like iggy and the stooges, the sonics,television,most trex type glam stuff, the stones,bowie, the doors,the usual.... also like my grunge, jeff buckley,pavement, screaming trees, soundgarden,janes addiction ect. for a lighter mood i indulge in the delights of the beach boys.and the prodigy is essential for any cleaning i have to do.

Movies:

most bill murray flicks,breakfast on pluto,the ballad of jack and rose,thumbsucker,eternal sunshine,american beauty,star wars,true romance,L.O.T.R,chocolat,my left foot and velvet goldmine are but a few.im also quite partial to very low budget and silly horrors.

Television:

is only really good for the hungover.

Books:

i always pick up cheap ones at charity shops, pot luck stylie, by unknowns, to give em a chance.shamelessly judging them by cover. trouble is, you can never remember names of authors at times like this.i like george orwell,iain banks,emily bronte...oooh, and i just read the versuvious club by mark gattis of league of gents fame.that was bloody fantastic.

Heroes:

got this covered in would like to meet. have actually met some of my heroes though.janes addiction. they played my friend (who unfortunately got his head mangled in the bed he made for himself and died slowly with many regrets) and i a private gig and complimented my tank top. very nice men.