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Farmer Jay™

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Music:



" so take ur bullshit somewhere else,
or better yet,
just kill urself "

location:
near chicago
south side bitches!

music
my ipod
spikey things
drinking
pirates
stars
tattoos
piercings
friends
jewelry
food
sleep
sarcasm
hair
mohawks
kool-aid
shiny things
t-shirts
common sense
new things
night time
cuddling
not being bored
pushing buttons
laughing
acting like a kid
thunder storms
pepsi
revenge
text messages
black&white pictures
fashion
ripped jeans
horror movies
hoodies
taco bell
biting
driving
intelligence

drama
dumb questions
sluts/whores
butt hair
butt air
backstabbing friends
assumptions
people that judge
bologna
nextel
ghettoness
not getting my way
b.o.
gum
drugs
ignorance
drive-thru hookers
stalkers
slow drivers
orange people
bums

silverstein
a change of pace
mindless self indulgence
eyes set to kill
drop dead, gorgeous
my chemical romance
fallout boy
nevea tears
hawthorne heights
underoath
story of the year
mest
paramore
taking back sunday
every time i die
valencia
the used
alkaline trio
senses fail
funeral for a friend
simple plan
green day
weezer
blindside
emery
good charlotte
finch
the killers
scary kids scaring kids
atreyu
showbread
hidden in plain view
the receiving end of sirens
chiodos
kill hannah
the starting line
thrice
poison the well
blink 182
taking back sunday
norma jean
circa survive
mxpx
my american heart
as i lay dying
hellogoodbye
panic! at the disco
saosin
korn
static-x
skindred
linkin park
d.o.p.e.

and so on...

here for:
friends
orientation:
straight
body type:
5' 11" / athletic
ethnicity:
white / caucasion
sign:
taurus
smoke / drink:
no / yes
occupation:
dirty pirate hooker
income:
$2
i'm not going to give you a life story, i'm just going to keep it simple
so... some random ish...

ok, it all started when i was 8 years old, i...alright, i'm just joking.

i listen to music at least 8 hours a day,like its my job.

myspace is not real life. period.

music makes me happy, no matter how bad ofa mood i'm in.

i hate drugs. if you like them, cool, justleave me out of it.

i have my beliefs, you have yours, i'm notgoing to push mine onto you, so don't push yours onto me.

i'm extremely sarcastic and joke aboutalmost everything... but i can be serious if need be.

i like to learn new skills and have as manytalents as possible.

i'm a perfectionist but i know i'm notperfect. so shut it.

i ride crotch rockets. get over it.

i'm extremely impatient especially when itcomes to waiting on others.

i like to do things myself. i feel thatpeople just slow me down when the try to help.

i hate repeating myself, especially on thephone... i'd rather hang up than repeat myself over and over.

i am not emo. if you think i am, then you don't know what emo is. i am half redneck and half ghetto.

i like to say things that don't make sensebut pretend that they do, just to confuse others.

i think ghettoness, especially when itcomes to white boys, is a joke... therefore, i joke about it and say exagerated ghetto things sometimes... it amuses me.

i'm allergic to bullshit, so please keep itaway from me.

i hate mouth sounds, such as whistling,sucking fingers while eating, chewing with your mouth open... i will seriously rip my hair out if i am forced to listen tothese.

i love my phone slash pocket pc. it eats sidekicks for breakfast... literally.

i like to touch things that say "do nottouch"

jager makes my clothes come off.

i like to make up and use cheesy pick-uplines that don't work... but only on friends and people i know.

i'm usually a nice guy, but can be anasshole if provoked... it keeps people from walking all over me, so i don't care.

i love to sleep but rarely ever get enoughsleep... i get about two to four hours of sleep a night.

i'm very stubborn... i hate not getting myway, but who doesn't.

i'm not very good at the concept of doing what i'm told. i tend to do the opposite.

i usually make an ass out of myself forothers amusement, but its usually not on purpose.

i don't swear... ever.

bitch. fuck. cunt. shit. ass. cock. balls.

i'm brutally honest, so don't ask mequestions that you really don't want to know the truth about, 'cause i won't lie to spare your feelings.

i don't like capital letters... they're always trying to be better than the little ones... they're assholes.

i blurt out wierd and random things andsounds when i'm bored.

your dog's a whore.

i like to annoy people... it makes me happy.

i'm extemely picky and hard to please.

i have very bad luck... bad things alwaysseem to find me.

food doesn't go in the crotch.

if i were alive in the 15 & 1600's iwould've been i pirate... i promise you this.

i love it when people hate me withoutknowing me, it just shows jealousy and it feeds my confidence... so go ahead and feed it... feeeed iiit!

if you like me... cool, if not, oh well,who really cares, i will manage to get over it... somehow.

oh... and then you could probably go eff yourself and then maybe go suck it. kthanks.

i get sick of things easily, like writingthis stuff, so i'm done. kbye.

mickey mouse, gerry the giraffe, oh, and maybe papa smurf... yeah

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