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BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA

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About Me

Confucius say, "Everything has it's beauty, yet not everyone sees it." Confucius also say, "Ignorance is the night of the mind, a night without moon and star." Confucius also, also say, "Before you embark upon a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Hi. I’m Malia. AKA: The Cobra. Nice to meet you. I basically accept anything by way of name. No high standards here. Nobody spells my name correctly; including myself. I’m a rare breed. I now have a strange addiction to eating baked potatoes, thanks to Cor Cor. There’s no existing way for you to ever be certain of what you’ll be obtaining with me. I like to find neat items that lay upon the ground. I’m a manic depressive killer of anything small, red, and shiny. N’t. Or am I? Whoa now. Don’t pass any judgements. Please. The Fam and friends are quite sure of who’ll be arriving at the dinner table. Not that kind of insane. They know very well of who I exist to be. No split personalities here. Sheesh. But still, I’m just a little off kilter with most society. Obtain in pure the light. I’m a people watcher. Absorbing the fundamentals and quietly sinking into my surroundings. Yes. Observing you as you live. Watch for me. I may frequently exist in pure noise, but I can certainly become a very reclusive organism. Life changes for me ordinarily. Things happen to me, and to most people when they’re with me. Proceed at own risk. I don’t except counterfeit people who imitate the unreal. No soup for you. You’re not welcome here unto you change your ways. I don’t ask for much. I like to give. People never see me cry. I’m perfectly happy just driving in my car to a remote place in the sun. A place where I can dance to the sounds of Harper in an undiluted environment. Where the wind is still concentrated and the sky is still pure. A place all my own. We can change the world with our own 2 hands. Tell me of your quest and I shall sit and listen. I’d much rather be intimate with what it is that you wish to share with me, than to speak just because I can. This may be kinda difficult to comprehend; especially since I often times make random noise, just because I can. But I like to listen. Yet I prefer to dance. Obtain in pure the thought of peace. I'm not religious, I am a follower of Jesus Christ. Christianity is a relationship, not a religion. I enjoy long walks on the beach and sunsets through the fog. I like music, I range. And again, yes, I do believe in God, so take me as I am or leave me. Jesus and Douglas Adams are pretty much my go to guys, for advice and a few laughs, but God took them both away from this world for good resolve; so it's fine by me. It's a good thing. Douglas, we hardly knew ye. TO RESUME: On to a better note, I like jellied toast. Indeed I do, preferably strawberry jelly, of course. If it were legal to own an Umpa Lumpa, I would have owned one as a pet by now. Give me a chicken pot pie and a fresca on a mid Saturday evening while lounging upon a sleepy beach and I'm one happy little camper. Actually I'm not a big fan of the whole chicken pot pie craze and I've never realistically or physically savored a fresca. Oh don’t get me wrong now, I'm sure that they must be pretty darn swell, you know, since lots of Canadians swear by them. I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. You can't pin me down, I'm like The Flash. I know how to fly, just aim for the ground and miss. I hate it when people are way too serious all the time. Pfh. I don't wanna grow up. Nope. I can maintain a happy medium. Life's pretty good, considering. Two things in this world are infinite. The universe, and Human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Maximus said, "What we do in life echoes us in eternity." Shawn McDonald can vouge for that one. Let's make things count. For my girls, "You're not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese!!!" Luff you guys soo much, more than all the stars in the sky. Life's like a pomegranate. I say, die to thyself, and live for Jesus.

Name: Malia/Melia/Maleah Valeda Akilina Glidewell [Everyone including the rents spell it differently...]
Birthday: 8-19-87 [...I was born in the wrong era, should have been born in 52'!!! I missed everything!]
Birthplace: Albany, Oregon
Current Location: Central-ish, Oregon
Eye Color: Brown/Hazel
Hair Color: Brown/Black
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: English/Greek-basically human
The Shoes You Wore Today: Socks
Your Weakness: Kisses on the neck/Chocolate and P.Butter
Your Fears: Alone in the dark not knowing where I am, like Bilbo...
Your Perfect Pizza: 12 cheese and then some
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: If I told, you'd all laugh at me...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: [COUGH] "Dry mouth...blhack!" [COUGH COUGH]
Your Best Physical Feature: I'd have to say, my little toe on the left...it's pretty good looking...
Your Bedtime: When I feel like it!
Your Most Missed Memory: Astoria, you may not understand
Pepsi or Coke: Pfh...coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, I go for Ricos Tacos...
Single or Group Dates: It depends on the situation
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: !?!? Does it matter?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla shakes. Chocolate everything else.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccinos
Do you Smoke: Eehh...
Do you Swear: Eehh...
Do you Sing: Eehh...
Do you Shower Daily: Eehh...
Have you Been in Love: Thought so; I was soo very wrong...
Do you want to go to College: Of course, AIS or AIP...maybe PNCA?
Do you want to get Married: YES!
Do you belive in yourself: YES!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No way Jose', not at all. Hardly...it's improbable that I ever will
Do you think you are Attractive: Whatev...
Are you a Health Freak: YES! My life depends on it...literally!
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sooo much!
Do you play an Instrument: ...do the spoons count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No...
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigars...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: People don't ask me...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Um, I think so.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not oreos, just my Nana's Christmas spritz!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I got sick from sushi...
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'd like to think so.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Walmart and Goodwill, but Satan made me do it!
How do you want to Die: Old and peacefull in my bed...like the old lady from Titanic.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A little bit of everything.
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece/Egypt/Brazil, I can't pick one...

Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter...
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter...
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter...
Height: Taller than me.
Weight: Average, in shape.
Best Clothing Style: Unique/Hip/Different/Crazy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Well, more than I can count cause' I can't remember half of them, some were prescribed.
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: None. Ready for my first...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everyone regrets. I have many...
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Name: Malia Glidewell
Middle Name: Valeda/Akilina
Height: 5'5"
Weight: Something
Eye Color: Something
Hair Color: BLK
Heritage: Mars
Piercings: A few
Tattoos: None

Food: Waffle
Flower: Calla Lily/White Rose
Color: Whole spectrum
Animal: Eagle/Lemming
Candy: Dots/Sour Patch
Instrument: SPOONS!
Past Time: Spelunking/Climbing/Falling
Drink: Hot
Alcohol Drink: Cold
Actor/Actress: None of the above
Band: Ben Harper/Led Z/Rufio/Metallica
Car: VW Thing
Smoking Utensil: Straw
Brands: Levi/Safeway
Author: Douglas Adams
Phrase: "Don't Panic"
Friends: Mine
Number: 4/25/6
Place to Visit: Nicaragua?
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Alpine Addict
Maybe you dream of going pro and winning every boardercross competition you enter. Or maybe you just like to go fast. Whatever the case, you're known as the speed demon on your hill. You get your kicks from racing (and beating) all of your friends, as well as those hoity-toity skiiers. Watch out though, I've heard that speed is addictive.
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At Your Highest:
You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.
At Your Lowest:
You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.
In Love:
You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.
How You're Attractive:
You passion for life makes others passionate about you.
Your Eternal Question:
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How to make a Malia
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
1 part crazyiness
3 parts beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
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My Interests

CRACKA LACKIN! A few small things: ARTING, PHOTOGRAPHY, ROCK CLIMBING, MOUNTAIN CLIMBING, CLIMBING THINGS IN GENERAL, FUZZY TREE DWELLING ANIMALS, FLUFFY LITTLE LEMMINGS MARMOTS AND LLAMAS, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, MUSIC, GOOD STRONG LIGHT BLUE MOUNTAIN OR KONA COFFEE [OR ANY COFFEE FOR THAT MATTER], PLAYING SUPER MARIO BROS. WITH THE VON, MEANINGFUL CONVERSATIONS, HORSES, PONIES, UNICORNS, FARIES, THE IRISH JIG, A SINGLE PERFECT ROSE AS OPPOSED TO A DOZEN MEDIOCRE ONES, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, RAIN, SUNSHINE, POGS, GNOMES, BOARDING [ANY WAY I CAN], NANO PETS, ROADTRIPS, LOUD OBNOXIOUS SCREAMINGS AND RANTINGS, SQUIRTGUN GAMES WITH JESSE STEVENS, TOUPE, GUMMI WORMS, NINJAS, WHIFFLE BALL, WALL BALL, ZIP LINES, DANCING ALL BY MYSELF RAMDONLY IN SOME RAMDOMLY PICKED FIELD OR GRAVEYARD CONTAINING GOOD AESTHETICS, CLOTHES R GOOD, YOGURT IS GOOD, COLLECTING COFFEE MUGS IS GOOD, POETRY IS THE NIGHT OF THE MIND, PEOPLE WHO PLAY INSTRUMENTS, PEOPLE WHO READ, XC SKIING, DRIVING WITH BENNY BENNSON, PEOPLE WITH MAD MOVIE EDITING SKILLZ, THE GOODENOUGHS, MY KITTY KITTY MEOW MEOW, ALL MY ANIMALS, SLEEPING, WRITING, LEARNING...yep, that pretty much sums me up.

I'd like to meet:

People, not inanimate objects. Also, Tomo Milicevic and, or Douglas Adams.

Phone Call to God

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Music:

I like music. S'all good. Whatever moves my rhythm, you know? Like, follow the energy, man. I range from LED Z to ANUBIS SPIRE to COHEED AND CAMBRIA. A few of my favorites include: RISE AGAINST, AS I LAY DYING, EMERY, EXTOL, COBRA STARSHIP, BAD RELIGION, WOLF EYES, JONAH33, CIRCA SURVIVE, MAIDEN, CCR, TOOL, APC, DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979, STRAYLIGHT RUN, STELLAR KART, MISFITS, THE DROPKICKS, JACK JOHNSON, BEN HARPER, R.J. DIO, THE SCORPIONS, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SHANE SIMONSEN, GNR, PRIEST, FAMILY FORCE 5, METALLICA, RADIOHEAD, SILVERCHAIR, SHAWN MCDONALD, and MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE. Again, I like music.

Movies:

I like movies. I like anything from HOLY GRAIL to WAKING NED DEVINE to BRAVEHEART, which always makes me cry. A few others: STAR WARS [Drr], HOOK, ZOOLANDER, THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS, BOONDOCK SAINTS, ANIMAL HOUSE, CONSTANTINE, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, UNDERWORLD, ELF, LORDS OF DOGTOWN, THE GOONIES, MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING, LOTR, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF A SPOTLESS MIND, THIS IS SPINAL TAP, THIRTEEN, DICKIE ROBERTS, THE WALL, SPIRITED AWAY, GIRL INTERRUPTED, THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE, and THE MATRIX.

Television:

Tis over-rated. Steals our youth...

Books:

Oman. Pretty much more things than I can list. A few: ULTIMATE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE, NIGHT, THE SWORD AND THE CHRYSANTHEMUM, THE ELEGANT UNIVERSE, and of course THE BIBLE!

Heroes:

Quite a few really: JESUS CHRIST, YODA, WILLIAM SHATNER, JOHN BELUSHI, BRUCE LEE, DOUGLAS ADAMS, BRAD COLEMAN, JIMMY PAGE, BEN HARPER, FWEEP MASTER MAD DOG, JOE COCKREN, K PERSON, ALL MY BLOOD UNCLES, OPRAH, BOB THE BUILDER, UNCLE JESSE [FULL HOUSE], GERRY PORTERFIELD [THAT'S MASHELL'S MOMMY], SCRAT THE SABER TOOTHED SQUIRREL AND SID THE SLOTH FROM ICE AGE, MY BIG BROTHER NICKYPOO, and most importantly MY MAKER...

My Blog

The Weaver

[For Big G] The day's faded grey Solemnly now mislaid And in every way taken it's toll Somewhere there's a voice In the wind there's a choice And the weaver will wreathe round his wounds In the fabri...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

EXCUSES

It's like I can't find or do anything right lately. Things are good altogether, but why am I soo angry about everything!?!? Anger that I tend hold inside neath my guts, neath ...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

Words of the wise...

Oh Dear CK, we miss you so. Mashell is crazy without you here. [His words...] I bleeped him out several times... Yeah, I'm in Mexico.It's warm.WTF, myspace has a myspace myspellchecker?The [...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

Shells

When I was little I would walk along the beach and pick up the most lustrous, most reflective and vibrant shells, then ones with the brightest blues, the deepest greens, and the most subduing of roya...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

I would think not having flood insurance and the government screwing me over would be a crisis!

Yes, I believe all that I said in the subject line would be considered a crisis, especially if it was the government's incompetent fault to begin with. You lying sacks of shit. Thank you, blind people...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

Let's call it bloo

When we were questioned we were dreamers Wake up now Wake up for the fill See all can be found neath what we have Safe and sound now Safe and sound in filth The eggshell cried when you called out for ...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:18:00 PST

Thanx 4 that, I'll log that away [A False Means]

A lonely boy lays aloneWhere he has no hopeAnd we sit here and ponderWhy he likes to get stonedFatherly love in the form of a kissHe's never known the sweetnessOf a mother's kissHe don't want to liveH...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:23:00 PST

For Heaven's sake!

[I'm NOT on drugs, jus felt like being insane. There's a time and place.] Things are going to get alot better from here on out; like butter spread thinly over crusty toast, then add the stra...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:31:00 PST

The Thorn Within

Forgive me fatherFor I have sinnedFind me guilty of the life I feel withinAnd when I'm brandedThis mark of shameShould I look down disgracedOr straight aheadAnd know that you must blame I am the secre...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:51:00 PST

I am nothing [without you here]; just a husk

I am nothing without You Only a fly upon the wall Listening in, hoping to find something about You That will keep me from this fall And sometimes I catch a glimpse And my heart begins to beat Day by d...
Posted by BOULDER NECROBIOSIS NAJA NAJA on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:45:00 PST