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Lara

I am here for Friends

About Me

I can't keep doing this, it isn't good for my self-esteem. I am kind of quirky, too rational, very tolerant, and super cuddly-but wait, i took this quiz to see what kind of woman I was, and look what came up...I guess I am a tormented soul at heart. I have resisted it for too long.
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My Interests

Mommying, reading, writing, talking on the phone with drunk relatives reassuring them that they did not ruin my life. I am fine, really. No residual effects from ambivalent upbringing, I swear.

I'd like to meet:

This would require me leaving the house. Probably won't happen unless my brother comes back to town-But, I like dreaming about intellectual people, who are creative with everything, silly and serious, enjoy mediocrity, so passionate that their heads might explode, will communicate on all levels, and have those bad tempers I find so endearing-

Music:

Anything that makes my bottom move around or anything that makes me feel like having sex(for the record, that is "feel" like having sex, not actually having it)

Movies:

Dr. Zhivago, The Good Girl, House of Yes, Hugo Pool, Wonderboys, Secretary

Television:

All reality all the time. Law and Order. Reno 911. Adult Swim

Books:

The Missing Piece, Catcher in the Rye, The Virtue of Selfishness, The Stranger, Under the Roofs of Paris, The Prince

Heroes:

Niccolo Machiavelli, Paris Hilton, Bill Clinton

My Blog

Having sex with Dave

But, for all the ladies out there...Dave is actually the best lover in the world...very tender, yet gets the job done like a pro. Also, I have never had oral like the oral i got from Dave. Yes, I'm se...
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dave's comment-clearly, about farting

okay, I will admit to this right here on Myspace-I have no problem with it at all! I'm a real woman, Dave, I can admit to it. So, this one time, Dave and I were having anal sex, and he claims I farted...
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OK, I wish i were as cool as the chick to the right

yeah, not so much so...ah,waif looking goth chick in sexy scenery...or short Italian with a big ass surrounded by laundry...hmmm... yeah, tough call
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

relationship capitalism

it's all about opportunity...damn the land of opportunity...in my idealist phase, i was a socialist...aren't we all socialists in our idealist phase...hmm...lost my train of thought...erica's fault
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

issues with sleeping and dreams

I am an insomniac...how trite. past 7 am in C-bus, and I am wide awake. I blame my dreams. The first one was a dream about an old man who followed me since my girlhood days of '89, and ended up in my...
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

free will versus determinism

I am going to spend the next five hours deciding if everything is already planned for us prewomb and shit, or if it is all left up to coincidence, timing, and such...if i hadn't sat down, though...shi...
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tom

Also, this Tom guy has too many friends. It seems he really spreads himself thin. Someone is not a fan of the quality versus quantity philosophy...well, he's young yet, and has a lifetime to learn the...
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have a real friend now

I feel so secure now that I have a real friend on myspace, because it makes me feel desperate to keep Tom on there like that. Like my parents paid him to be friends with me.
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one more thing

Who in the hell is Tom? Because it says he's my friend, but I have never met the guy...
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Extra baggage

Now, I was having a very difficult time deciding between average and extra baggage, but I do have some, as they say, junk in the trunk, and I do pride myself on honesty, so I determined that the right...
Posted by Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST