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Jake

KISS ME, I'M HALF MEXICAN!

About Me

LIVE LIKE YOU WERE DYING. YOU ONLY HAVE TODAY. YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A GOOD TIME.

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Background Artist:
Anthony Davis

My Interests

BOOZE,BLOW JOBS,ROAD TRIPPIN WITH MY FRIENDS, DRINKING BEER IN THE SUN, PHOTOGRAPHY, MOVIES WITH SUB TITLES,laughing untill my side hurts,cheap wine,drunk convo with cab drivers, kareoke (AFTER A COUPLE BEERS I THINK IM GEORGE MICHEAL), eating bad food really late at night, Going to vegas (not to gamble just for the ride there) my NEICE AND MY NEPHEW, getting my palm read, reading my horoscope, having beers in the middle of the day, stimulating convo with people that actually have something to say, dinner parties that turn into all night ragers, talking about the night before with my friends, going to breakfast at 3pm, WRITING IN MY journal,trying to play my guitar

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO SLEEP WITH THE WINDOW OPEN WHILE ITS RAINING, kool kats, borderline alcoholics, ghetto bitches, Pregnant bartenders, nice guys,gallery owners, sugar mammas, polaroid camera owners,geeks,gangbangers, flirts,sex addicts, photographers,stripper moms, art buyers, people who agree with me, tattoo artists, billionaires, street whores, bums, clothing designers, ugly models, millionaires, oprah, biracial beauty queens, jesus, guys named vinnie, valley girls,and of course people who buy me shit.

Music:

Sneaker Pimps, Infected Mushroom, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Massive Attack, Puscifer, Aphex Twin, DJ Shadow, RMS, Goldie, Subfocus, Tricky, NIN, Alice In Chains, Skunk Anansie, Björk, Portishead, CKY, Gary Numan, Tom Waits, Prodigy, Project Auryn,Butcher, Gauge, Radiohead, Black Sabbath, Rage Against The Machine, Sepultura, Roni Size, Astral Projection, Juno Reactor, Weezer, UNKLE, Blur, Acid bath, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, Ustad Zakir Hossain The Maestro, Type O Negative, Bob Marley Roger Miller, Tupac, Lil' Kim, Missy Elliot, Black Eyed Peas, Trina, Basement Jaxx, Johnny Cash, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ace of Base, Gwen Stefani, Ludacris, 2 Live Crew, N.W.A., Billie Holiday, Erykah Badu, The Notorious B.I.G., Eve, Francine Dancer, Uncle Luke, Lauryn Hill, DJ Quik, Squeaky Blonde, and more.
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are A Fig Tree
You are very independent and strong minded.
A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.
You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.
You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals.
A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are Apple Green
You are almost super-humanly upbeat. You have a very positive energy that surrounds you.
And while you are happy go lucky, you're also charmingly assertive.
You get what you want, even if you have to persuade those against you to see things your way.
Reflective and thoughtful, you know yourself well - and you know that you want out of life. What Color Green Are You?
You Were Born Under:
Resourceful and practical, you are a quick thinker.
You are very observant - and it's hard to get anything past you!
A total perfectionist, you are especially picky about looking your best.
You're a big dreamer - such a big dreamer that reality can disappoint you.

You are most compatible with an Ox or Snake. What Year Were You Born Under?
You Are a Bright Star Soul
Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention
In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you
You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial
And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you achieve

You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy
You possess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define
A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles.
Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally!

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are Cereal
Playful and lighthearted, breakfast is likely your favorite meal of the day.
(In fact, you're probably the type who sneaks cereal as a midnight snack.)
Your culinary skills are probably a bit lacking... and you are a sucker for junk food.
Some people accuse you of eating like a kid, but you prefer to think of yourself as low maintenance. What Kind of Breakfast Are You?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.

Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it's much closer than you realize.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Movies:

kids, basketball diaries, American me, Blood in Blood out, Mi Vida loca(i know, ghetto), gummo, butterfly effect, scarface, casino, Lonely hearts club, All 3 Back to the futures, Empire records, Good fellas,American Beauty, Adventures in Babysitting, The Joy Luck Club, Bowling for Columbine, Bully, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Big Lebowski, The Color Purple, Happiness, Jawbreaker, Hotel Rowanda, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, The Laramie Project , Lord of the Flies, Lawrence of Arabia, The Queens of Comedy, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Rules of Attraction, The Opposite of Sex,Serial Mom,Napoleon Dynomite (great FUCKING movie), Osama, Y Tu Mama Tambien, El Crimen del Padre Amaro, Mala Educacion (fine, I just FUCKING find Gael Garcia Bernal fine -- the movies are great too), Head of State, coinciding with government and the faux American values, let's not forget American Beauty, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Catch Me If Your Can, Eyes Wide Shut, El Amor Perjudica Seriamente La Salud, Bush's Brain, Bowling for Columbine, peliculas de Cantinflas siempre me han hecho reir Tambien de la India Maria. There are millions of actors and only a few make it to great stardom and although their talent may radiate off the silver screen, very few of them chose one great movie after another to star in. On actor whose films I just fall for is Johnny Depp. Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Carribean, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Blow, Chocolat, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Donnie Brasco, Cry Baby, Finding Neverland and on and on. What the Bleep do we Know? What the fuck do we know. We know we would not fall off the face of the world because of gravity, we know we should not sin because of God and we know that we will die because of sin but why don't we know how to live? City of God, Crash, El Otro Lado da le Cama, Reefer Madness, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. La Mujer de mi Hermano. Donnie Darko. Fun with Dick and Jane, Memoires of a Geisha, Dodgeball, Elf, Corpes Bride, Cinderella Man, Nacho Libre. Kill Bill and Kill Bill 2. Big Fish, Spun, I Heart Huckabees, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman Begins, X-men Trilogy, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Snatch, Oceans Eleven, 50 First Dates. The Graduate and Rumor Has It. Saved! American History X, Down in the Valley, Anchorman, Girl Interupted, Gia, Both Tomb Raiders. Monster. Boys Don't Cry. Welcome to the Dollhouse. Art School Confidential. The Sandlot. Hard Candy. Stand By Me. The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Ice Aged. The Science of Sleep.

Television:

I'm not a huge TV watcher but when I do its real world, the challange, The Hills, Project Runway, my life on the D list... basically anything and everything reality, I have issues.

Heroes:

MY GRANDMA G-LO AND WHOEVER INVENTED OTTER POPS

My Blog

outlook on jake right now!

It has been a while now that I have wanted to rewrite my mini-bio for you all to read and in all the thought I have put into it I came up with, "I try, alls I can say is that I try." By that, I mean t...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 02:24:00 PST