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The Jared

Amazing in every way...

About Me


This part used to say "Well, I'm male, with no absolute defined political stance", but I now do have a political party to align myself with, and it's about time. The Pirate Party of the United States of America . If you like the internet, myspace, freedom of speech, downloading music, or free porn, you should check them out. Yes they are a real party, and they have succeed famously in Sweden . However I'm still male and love the Daily Show and Colbert Report, have no pets that I claim (or children) but I've got a distinct form of style, live in front of the computer, and resemble Matisyahu, John Lennon, Jesus, Silent Bob, Rob Zombie and slew of other names. Responds to Jared, Jay-rod, Bob Dole, or just about anything directed in my general area. Also responds well to bribes. I'll rape anybody on guitar hero who tries to take me on. I'm very eclective when it comes to music, I listen to everything from CAKE, Dog Fashion Disco, Charlotte Church, DMB, RHCP, Ben Folds (5), Classical Italian Operas, Bloodhound Gang, Outkast, Jurassic 5, They Might Be Giants, Radiohead, Dilated Peoples, and whatever else has musicality. I'm a fan of well made film, see Movies on the side below my picture for more info. My favorite Directors are Kevin Smith, Michel Gondry, and Stanly Kubric.
I've more recently started doing photography , but besides that I make Websites, Multi-Award winning videos, record songs, promote artists, compose/arrange music, direct, write (scripts mostly), act, I'm a producer of many things, teach, make 3D-models, Animations, and most importantly I'm amazing in every way.
I am The Jared Wilcurt, and I'm better than you.

My Interests

I make Websites, Multi-Award winning videos, record songs, promote artists, compose/arrange music, direct, write (scripts mostly), act, I'm a producer of many things, teach, make 3D-models, Animations, and most importantly I'm amazing in every way.

I'd like to meet:

someone who will buy me things :)

Notable Links:
Asexuality: AVEN / Wiki
Here comes the science!
Lemons / Sandwich
SETI@Home / Folding@Home

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I've begun making myspace related graphics for people. If you want something made and you're somewhere on my friends list just send me a picture (or a link to one) that you want used and I'll hook ya up. If you want to put one of these on your page, the code can be found here , with all my free graphics stuff (contact tables, extended network banners, AIM buddy icons...).

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The extra blank Name/Img's will be filled in either when I have more time to put in what I've already done, or when I have more requests, keep requesting, and feel free to donate .

Me, in bobble head form

Music:

an abrv. list
what's currently on my mp3 player

Movies:

A Mighty Wind, Amélie, American Splendor, Anchorman, Battle of Shaker Heights, Best in Show, Boondock Saints, Broken Flowers, But I'm A Cheerleader, Cable Guy, Citezen Kane, CKY2K, Clockwork Orange, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Empire records, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samuri, Gummo, I © Huckabees, Kids, L.A. Story, Lost in Translation, Magnolia, Memento, Motorcycle Diaries, Moulin Rouge, movies about Noam Chomsky, Once Upon a Time in the West, Pink Floyds the Wall, Punch Drunk Love, Reefer madness, Resevoir Dogs, Rushmore, SLC Punk, The Professional, The Station Agent, Wag the Dog, Waiting for Guffman, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl

Television:

Still in Production: The West Wing, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Arrested Development, X Play, Attack of the Show, SNL, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Rescue Me, 30 Days, Best Week Ever, Nova...
Cancelled: Screen Savers, Larry Sanders, Sports Night, Sealab 2021, Futurama, Dilbert (Animated Series), Clone High, Undeclared, Undergrads, Freaks and Geeks...

Books:

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

Spamspace

so today, in my Spam Request Box, you know, that place where you get messages from camwhores. yeah... I get a request from another fake profile, the link in this one takes me to a redirect to fucking ...
Posted by The Jared on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

I'm starting an IPTV show, that you can be on

I've gotten it all written up on my site. I'm looking for lots of applicants and any help I can get on it, anything from ideas/input to crew. So if you're interested and want to do graphics for th...
Posted by The Jared on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST

Why I don't get on myspace

cuz it's pretty lame, and also pretty unsafe apparently. check out my top friends, subscribe to lolo, and that'll fill you in on whatever bad is happening on here that myspace won't ever fix. anyways,...
Posted by The Jared on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

Video Fun 02!

This is another video made from mixing together random media on my hard drive. See the first one here.It's a ME, Mario! - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show intro. This is a lame show from the 80's fea...
Posted by The Jared on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:06:00 PST

I made a new video

I made this one night out of boredom, it's compiled of random pieces of media I had lying around on my hard drive. The following is the bibliography of what everything in the video is/where it came f...
Posted by The Jared on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST

BLTN: divorced and a statement

Originally posted in a bulletin Jun 9, 2006 2:27 AM Ronald Reagan - divorced the mother of two of his children to marry Nancy Reagan, who bore him a daughter only 7 months after the marriage.Bob D...
Posted by The Jared on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 05:47:00 PST

BLTN: no such thing as profile trackers

originally posted in a bulletin Jun 7, 2006 2:55 AM No such thing as PROFILE TRACKERS they don't exist. period. and I'll explain why.The best a tracker site could possibly do is tell you the I.P. addr...
Posted by The Jared on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:04:00 PST

BLTN: myspace can't be banned from the web

originally posted in a bulletin June 3, 2006 12:47 PMwell, I was just going to call you all stupid but fortunately someone else took the time to better say what I mean. just thought i'd let you kno...
Posted by The Jared on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:56:00 PST

BLTN: Original Bulletin Posts

originally posted in a bulletin Jun 4, 2006 2:14 AM alright people, these stupid forwarded, waste your time bulletins are getting old. seriously, if you're going to repost that crap, at least be origi...
Posted by The Jared on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:48:00 PST

Bulletin essays

so I have this tendency to write things in bulletins on occasion in response to other people's bulletins. and often they are well received enough to have other people repost them. so I'm going to star...
Posted by The Jared on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:42:00 PST