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King Tut

Meow Meow

About Me

My name is Tuttles, I am one years old. I like kitten food. It tastes real good, like chips. I hate my owners brother-Gary Hansen. He smells like shit and looks like it too. I love Liz, dad, and mom. They are great-they don't smell like shit. They are beautyful! And I am a kitty. A kitty kat. With whiskers.

My Interests

Food, licking myself, and toys-plus sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

The owner of Smokey.

Music:

I like snazzy blues.

Movies:

You know the one with the hot cat-yea man she was hot.

Television:

Catscratch

Books:

How to make kitty babies

Heroes:

Fatass