WE ARE AWESOME. Jess and Cora are going to take over the local music scene through our hawt band
The Vixens
We are literate and fun. We go to college when we dont accidently sleep through our classes. sometimes we dye our hair wierd colors like pink and purple just because we are so cool. we drink corona and make popcorn on the stove like its our job. we used to serve icecream together, and make sexy ex-nazi's go WILD for us. but we're corporate bitches and we're going to fuck shit up from the inside. we're actually the sweetest girls you'll ever meet, mainly because Jess consumes so much sugar that it seeps from both of our pores. jess also shaves her legs twice a day because cora has stopped shaving for the winter. [which grosses jess out to NO END] basically we're wicked hot and cooler than everyone.
