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About Me


You are Brigitte Bardot
Naurally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind What Famous Pinup Are You?The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


90%

A Slave To BDSM


88%

A Romantic


40%

Virgin


15%
How are you in bed
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


100%

James Bond, Agent 007


79%

Maximus


75%

The Amazing Spider-Man


75%

Indiana Jones


75%

Batman, the Dark Knight


75%

El Zorro


71%

The Terminator


67%

Lara Croft


67%

William Wallace


63%

Neo, the "One"


42%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

Bondage


92%

Whips


83%

Chains/Handcuffs


83%

Biting


67%

Blood


42%

Blind Folds


42%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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Murder: You're going to be murdered (or assassinated, if you're famous). People don't like you, or at least one person doesn't. Those people that tell you to stop being paranoid . . . don't listen to them. We'll see a lot of you in the news once you're gone.
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My Interests

waxing poetic about the tragedy of a life I lead, debauchery, manga and anime, presuming to know more than I do, overreacting, mental masterbation through the art of elementary philosophy, bondage, smoking ciggarettes, exploring the road ahead, sticking my head in the sand, anarchy, wasting oppertunities, the wonderful light of my life Samosa-chan, serial screwing, mind expansion through the wonders of modern science, mental hypochondria, LARP and other rpg's, the excrutiating agony that is getting my philosophy finished and published, making room for cupcakes, punk rock, loving my friends and standing by them, getting drunk and beating up boys, cooking and baking, competetive drinking
Create your own Friend Quiz hereLast, but never least, I wouldn't be right to not give a shameless plug to the pirates who rocked my world at GenCon '06. Those smarmy pirates Nigel Sade and Brian "Bluebeard" Miskelley. http://www.keelhauledstudios.com

I'd like to meet:

a human

Music:

yes please

Movies:

Breakfast At Tiffanys, When Harry Met Sally, Mallrats, Notting Hill, Love Actually, Tommy Boy, Empire Records, Soylent Green, Donnie Darko, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Nausica of the Valley of the Wind

Television:

General Hospital, Gillmore Girls, Northern Exposure, anything not "reality" tv, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The X Files, Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, ER, Heroes, Pushing Daisies, Farscape, Lexx, Battlestar Galactica

Books:

The Mill on the Floss, anything by anyone with the last name Bronte, anything by Jane Austin, all Stephen King fiction, that nut Kierkegaard, Go Ask Alice, To Kill A Mockingbird, Atlas Shrugged and Anthem by Ayn Rand, those freaky russian authors, call it existentialism and I'll read it, and definately a Cosmopolitan, manga: Tramps Like Us, Snow Drop, Paradise Kiss, Honey Clover

Heroes:

Aunt Barb, Matty, Cousin Beth, Ayn Rand, Kierkegarrd, Socrates

My Blog

Slipcovers and broken lightbulbs

breathe the cold feel your insides crystalize as i sweep air clear of         &nbs p;         &nbs p;  ...
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:17:00 PST

Majorly Stolen From Fereality

Body: I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What is it?1. Produce: Tomatos2. Bakery: Hawian Bread3. Meat:...
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:35:00 PST

To Quote what I didn't think of myself

This is from Tazza's website and it says what I want to say so I'll let her say it for me: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 just let me be direct. for once. instead of painting over my thoughts with ...
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:59:00 PST

Are you my daddy??

Wrong!!!  All wrong!  That job I was sooooo happy about, well they fired me.  That's right!  Fuckin fired.  The same day I made my last post.  28th.  A week and two ...
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:40:00 PST

Shoot me now ask why later

Have the set standards been lowered again? Is this why you don't fit in? Try as hard as you might, you'll never be what they want you to be. Slow it down. Dull your brain. Close your eyes tight again...
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST

how evil are you??? *^_^*

You Are 88% EvilYou're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!How Evil Are You?...
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:33:00 PST

In a kingdom far, far away

*Enter Sarah!* *Large, fluffy pink towel tied around her throat, pajamas on and mussed, hair is "fresh from the bed"* S: Ah ha!! It is I, Danger Girl!! *Flourish with towel-cape* S: I would just like...
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:44:00 PST

. . . . . . . .

Danger Girl strikes again!  Watch out innocent bystanders!  She sees not the damage she does.
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:52:00 PST

All credit goes to Tazza

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 i'm trying desperately not to think about. it. i'm trying desperately not to analyse this connection. i'm trying desperately not to acknowldege your leaflets of words, ...
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:48:00 PST

still waiting . . .

I'm addicted to being addicted. So not high enough for this.
Posted by I Play In Traffic on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:29:00 PST