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Maria

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I LOVE: Big Dan; cheap thrills; complicating my life, straight tall blonde women who look like me and might sleep with me; getting so fucked up that I wake up in strange places; reading things about food politics; playing with underprivileged chilren; screaming at horror movies; eating plants in excess; sweating for a living; getting into strange, embarrassing, or otherwise awkward situations; talking dirty; quoting stupid movies; being the underdog; being tickled.I HATE: getting dumped; watching romantic comedies; seeing people nuzzle in public while I am still single; being idle; The O.C.; rap and hip hop; making out with smokers; failing to get laid when I try really hard to; phone calls from my West Coast friends in the middle of the night; not having any income; being tickled.

My Interests

Bunjee jumping nude. I hear they'll let you do it for free if you get naked.

I'd like to meet:

Pirates, Lost Boys, and Peter Pan.

Music:

Country, techno, metal, rock, and showtunes. None of the rap music and hip hop nonsense.

Movies:

Debbie Does Dallas. The Big Lebowski. Wayne's World. Dumb and Dumber. American Psycho. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. Anything featuring my favorite dykons.

Television:

The L Word. Queer as Folk. Nip/Tuck. Arrested Development. Ally Mcbeal.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged. The Republic. Brave New World. Where The Red Fern Grows. Anything by Terry Goodkind. Brave New World. Anything to do with food politics.

Heroes:

Ayn Rand. Sartre. Big Dan. The Big Lebowski. All Vegan Athletes.