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Christian

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm dashing, charming, self-absorbed, and granted with superior breeding; though remarkably down to earth. The world is a vast place and I want to see and do it all. I'm motivated and stubborn; when I make up my mind that I want something, NOTHING will stop me from getting it. Life is a game of cat and mouse - the hunt, the pursuit. It makes the kill so much more satisfying. I don't apologize nor do I mince words either. Take me as I am; love and adore; revel in my presence...

I'm one of the sexiest people you'll ever meet... I'll consume your thoughts and dreams, then leave you gasping for more.

Por mas que busco no encuentro razon Por mas que intento no puedo olvidar Eres como una llama que arde En el fondo de mi corazon
Your Birthdate: January 30
You have the type of personality that people either love or hate.
You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken.
And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted.
Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved.
Your strength: Your flair
Your weakness: If you think it, you say it
Your power color: Scarlet red
Your power symbol: Inverted triangle
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?


My Interests


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

Spying on the Chinese and North Korean governments, being stalked by tabloid photographers, winning Academy Awards, having High Tea with Marylin Chambers, being a snob to unsuspecting tourists, comanding my minions to do my bidding.. all the usual sorts of things really...


"It's not that we are pretentious, its just that we fit in better with pretentious people..."

I'd like to meet:

Katinka Ingabogovinanana - Star model of all collections by world famous designer Jacobim Mugatu.

If you have questionable wherabouts or use Valtrex to control your Genital Herpes, I don't think I want to talk to you. One thing I really can't stand is the following dialogue: (sometimes heard in Spanish)
Random Person: Hello

Me: Hi

Random Person: I'm sure you hear this all the time but, wow you're really hot.

Me: Oh.. Thank you.

Random Person: My name is.. (insert generic Hispanic name here)

Me: Charmed, I'm sure.

Random Person: What's your name?

Me: Hector (I NEVER use your real name with strangers)

Random Person: Are you a model?

Me: *blushing* I was, but I became so successful I thought it best to step out of the spotlight for a bit.. get back to my roots.

Random Person: What do you do now?

Me: I'm a spy for a secret government agency.

Random Person: Really?

Me: No dumbass.. I'm a flight attendant.

Random Person: Oh wow! So you must have ass in every city!

Me: (turning to leave) No. Bye.

Random Person: Sorry, it's just because you're so incredibly beautiful.

Me: Yes, I know.

Random Person: So.. Can you get me a discounted airline ticket?

Me: (as I deliver a spinning back-kick to the gut) Fuck off.

Random Person: (doubled over in pain) Call me!

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You Belong in Barcelona
When it comes to Europe, you don't want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by day and a big party by night.
Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night! What European City Do You Belong In?

Music:

Aaliyah, 4 Strings, Stunt, Ella Fitzgerald, Natalie Merchant, Frankie J, Daddy Yankee, Loony Toons, Aurora, Cascada, Crystal Method, Chemical Brothers, Fall Out Boy, System

Movies:

View From The Top

Television:


My World Visitor Map! Click here to zoom-in & make your own!

Books:

My Blog

Hauntings and dreams...

I think he's back again...  I was walking from my car to my apartment and I thought I saw him at the bottom of the hill.  It's been 2 years..  I paused and tried to focus, to see if it ...
Posted by Christian on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST