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Favorite Movies
& Memorable Quotes
Below are a few memorable lines from some of my favorite movies... They are in no particular order, and I'll add more as I see them or come to mind.
See if you recognize any. :)
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"We've all done terrible things to each other, but we have to forgive each other. Or everything we ever were will mean nothing"
"Give them nothing! But take from them everything!"
"You want a piece of me? I feel like you're eyeballin' me, dawg!"
"The North wins. Slavery is bad. But the South has the Allman brothers..."
"What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos."
"Carl: It's strange, to think of oneself as an assassin."
"Avner: Think of yourself as something else then."
"Half of writing history is hiding the truth."
"You really think she's the girl for me? Sure. She's tons of fun, you're no fun. She completes you."
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"Remember, remember, the fifth of November, The gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot."
"How many did you love before me? None. And after me? None."
"Lincoln, I can tell when you're lying. Your mouth smiles but your eyes don't."
"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."
"I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible."
"Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation."
"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f*@..$d."
"Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars."
"They're going to hang you. Why didn't you leave when you had the chance? Because what I'm interested in is right here."
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*@..$%ng khakis."
"Excuse me darling. I'm sorry. Wow. I want you to remember this face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy "
"Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die! Now, offer me money."
"Now, this car could be system-matic. It could be hydro-matic, ultra-matic. Why, it could be greased lightning!"
"Let your mind start a journey to a strange new world! Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before! Let your soul take you where you long to be! Only then can you belong to me... "
"We gotta win that fight tonight. We gotta get even with those Socs! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny!"
"What was that ruckus? Uh, what ruckus? I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."
"Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity."
"The Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing."
"You are not what you were born, but what you have it in yourself to be."
"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."
"The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."
"Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there."
"An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race."
"It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same."
"It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?"
"I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now."
"I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal. There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want? I want you to leave and never come back. I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means 'no'."
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"You looked like Christmas morning."
"You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy."
"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.
Who's scruffy-looking?"
"There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it."