Life in general, Sing Like Nobody Is Listening, Dance Like Nobody Is Watching...
Mateship.....
Someone to love like a fat kid loves carrots...think about it! If there fat, and they love carrots...then they must really love carrots!
Motion City Soundtrack, Sherwood, 1997, WE THE KINGS, and the rest...
'Lets get lit and go jump off the roof of your house', 'Britany Spears. Just joking...she was rubbish!', 'No...Yes!', 'Can i get...any of you cunts...a drink?', 'Just Joking...But not really', 'Springs. Steel Springs.', 'LOUD NOISES', 'Salvation Lies Within', 'Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent', 'That is so fetch', 'And how exactly does one suck a fuck?', 'Wrong answer fuckbag!', 'You are an ideas man', 'Allow myself to introduce...myself', 'Littering and...', 'I want to play a game', 'Like A Glove', 'Steeeeeve Perry!', 'You're killing me Smalls', 'Matt Damon', 'She just eyefucked the shit out of you', 'I may be a virgin but I'll fuck you up', 'SpidaPig, SpidaPig. Does whatever a SpidaPig does. Can he swing from a web, No he can't, He's a pig. Lookout, He is a SpidaPig'...
'STEVE HOLT', 'Hooch is crazy', 'Donuts...Is there anything they can't do?', 'Pizza, French Fries', 'Show me potato salad!', 'There killing independant George', 'When you get a girl...hahahah', 'Are you havin' a laugh, Is he havin' a laugh', 'Welcome to the OC bitch', 'Nobody likes a blonde in a hampster ball', 'Have you met Ted?'...
I bought a dictionary the other day and i looked up the word dictionary. It said...Your an asshole!
Demetri Martin Sliced Bread...