You Are The Magician
You are powerful and wise - beyond what anyone can see.
Deeply complex, you have the resources to connect to the spiritual and material world.
You posses the knowledge to manipulate your life and the lives around you.
You also have a great healing power, should you choose to use it.
Your fortune:
You have unhidden powers that you have yet to tap into.
Soon, you will better understand how to use your intellect and intuition.
Believe it or not, you will discover how you can manipulate yourself and others for good.
You are at the beginning of a path of spiritual enlightenment.
What Tarot Card Are You?
I ♥:
*adventures *art *bdsm *being ridiculously awesome *birthdays (and their cakes) *board games *camping *cats *climbing trees *coffee *corsets *creativity *dancing *day tripping *delicious foods *dominoes *dos XX *edm *fun times *grammar nazis *idm *insomniacs *karaoke *kisses *learning *logic problems *movies * *music *nature *painting * *poetry *poker *pretending *psychedelics *punk rock boys *rainbows *reading *road trips *role playing *sarcasm *self creation *sillyness * *spanish *stanky dank *strangers with kandy *sudoku *super stealth ninja moves *tetris *thunderstorms *vampires *winners *yin yangs *your mom *zombies
Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?
You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You're easy going about who you're with, as long as they love you back.
In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so.
A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well.
Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
I'd like to meet:
*No Negative Nancies!
*Maynard James Keenan
*Burners, campers, dancers, musicians, teachers, poets, lovers, thinkers, movers, shakers, givers, takers, merry-makers
*The unique and unconventional.
*A cutie w/similar interests that can teach me things about stuff & junk
*People that wear capes
*More lions on busses.
Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!
What's Your Element?
The Winners Circle
I have Eleventy Billion friends!
Shanda & J
BooBooKittyFuck
mrs. jesus
BubbAmanda!
Force_Majeure
Jimmah!?!
Donald McRonald
NickelBag
PAUL-CORE
Joshua
!zabela
A Lesser Diety
Eduardo
Mari: Queen of the Universe!
Azra
BEARTRON_5000
Nykee
Jenn
David
Scarpace
Lucid K
Katie_Kat
Schon
GlueSniffingUsed
CarDealer
Ho-Peep & Angry Blackman
Misco
spiralsynthesis
Lucky
Robo_Christ
Infallible Phoenix
take a gander at the homies
Music:
Rock/Alternative, DNB, breakbeats, 80's, electro, industrial, new wave, punk, disco, house, dance dance dance
311
AK 1200
Alanis Morissette
Alice in Chains
A Perfect Circle
Aphex Twin
Aphrodite
Bad Boy Bill
Bass Nectar
Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Blackalicious
Black Eyed Peas
Blink 182
Bob Marley
Bob Schneider
BT
Bush
The Clash
Coal Chamber
Coldplay
The Crystal Method
The Cure
Cypress Hill
Daft Punk
Dashboard Confessional
Dave Matthews Band
Death Cab For Cutie
The Deftones
Depeche Mode
Dieselboy
The Dixie Chicks
DJ Icey
DJ Rap
The Doors
Dr. Dre
Ear to Anon
Eminem
Evanescence
Eve 6
Fatboy Slim
Filter
Finger 11
Flickerstick
Foo Fighters
The Fugees
Garbage
Gnarls Barkley
Godsmack
Gorillaz
Greenday
Hoobastank
Hybrid
Ice Cube
Incubus
Infected Mushroom
Justin Timberlake
KC & the Sunshine Band
Keoki
KoRn
Kosheen
Lauren Hill
Lifehouse
Linkin Park
Lost Prophets
Madonna
Marilyn Manson
Matson Belle
MC Chris
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Mindless Self Indulgence
Missy Elliot
Modest Mouse
Mos Def
Muse
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Doubt
NoFx
Oasis
The Offspring
Orgy
Our Lady Peace
Outkast
Pearl Jam
Pendulum
Pink Floyd
Poe
The Postal Service
The Prodigy
Queen
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Ratatat
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Richard Humpty Vission
Rob Zombie
Roni Size
Sheryl Crow
Shpongle
Silverchair
Simply Jeff
Skindred
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Sneaker Pimps
Snoop Dogg
Soundgarden
Staind
Stone Temple Pilots
Sublime
Switchfoot
System of a Down
Tenacious D
Third Eye Blind
Toadies
Tool
Venetian Snares
Weezer
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.
The Five Variable Love Test
Movies:
Comedies, Dark Humor, Fantasy, Psychological Thrillers, SOME romantic comedies
Alice In Wonderland
Almost Famous
American Beauty
Anerican History X
Armageddon
Army of Darkness
Basketball Diaries
Batman Begins
Berserk
Big Lebowski
Billy Madison
Blade
Blow
Boys Dont Cry
A Clockwork Orange
The Craft
Crash
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Evil Dead 1 & 2
Falling Down
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fern Gully
Fifth Element
50 First Dates
Fight Club
Final Destination
Final Fantasy: Advent Children
Finding Nemo
Friday
Garden State
Girl, Interrupted
Goldmember
The Goonies
Haggard
Half Baked
Hannibal
Happy Gilmore
High Fidelity
Hitch
How High
Human Traffic
Ice Age
I ♥ Huckabees
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2
The Land Before Time
The Last Unicorn
Liar, Liar
The Life of David Gale
The Lion King
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Matchstick Men
The Matrix Trilogy
Moulin Rouge
Mr Deeds
Napoleon Dynamite
Natural Born Killers
Next Friday
The Notebook
Office Space
Pulp Fiction
Quills
Red Dragon
Requiem for a Dream
Reservior Dogs
Resident Evil 1 & 2
Rush Hour 1 & 2
Saw 1 & 2
The Secret
Secretary
Seven
Shaun of the Dead
Silence of the Lambs
Sin City
The Sixth Sense
SLC Punk
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Spun
Starsky & Hutch
Star Wars Movie Series
Stewie Griffith: The Untold Story
Suicide Kings
Team America: World Police
Trainspotting
The Underworld
The Usual Suspects
V For Vendetta
Vanilla Sky
Waking Life
What the Bleep Do We Know?
Zoolander
You Date Like a Woman
According to studies on dating, you date like a woman.
You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling.
A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you.
And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off.
You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky.
You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit.
Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?
You Are 54% Feminine, 46% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders.
Are You Masculine or Feminine?
Television:
[adultswim]
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Boondocks
Chappelle Show
Comedy Central
The Discovery Channel
Family Fued
Family Guy
Friends
Futurama
Heroes
Home Movies
The History Channel
Invader Zim
Jeopardy!
King of the Hill
Malcolm in the Middle
Mission Hill
Robot Chicken
School House Rock
Scrubs
Sealab 2021
Sex and the City
The Simpsons
That 70's Show
Venture Brothers
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Your Love Element Is Fire
In love, you are a true listener and totally present.
For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt.
You attract others with your joy and passion.
Your flirting style is defined by your strong ability to communicate.
Fun and play are the cornerstones of your love life.
And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal.
You connect best with: Wood
Avoid: Water
You and another Fire element: will likely burn out quickly
What Element Is Your Love?
Books:
Anything by Stephen King, basically. Tom Robbins pwns as well. Lots of fiction, psychological thriller types, erotica, erotic fiction and any kind of satirical literature
1984; Animal Farm-George Orwell
A Dog Called Kitty- Bill Wallace
Ayn Rand-Anthem
The Bell Jar- Sylvia Plath
Be Here Now- Ram Daas
Brave New World- Aldous Huxley
Catcher in the Rye-JD Salinger
Conversations With God: An Uncommon Dialogue-Neale Donald Walsch
The Da Vinci Code- Dan Brown
The Ethical Slut-Dossie Easton
Everything's Eventual-Stephen King
Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas; Jitterbug Perfume; Villa Incognito-Tom Robbins
Island of the Blue Dolphins-Scott O'Dell
Life Without Friends-Ellen Emerson White
The Outsiders-SE Hinton
The Power of Now- Eckhart Tolle
Where the Sidewalk Ends- Shel Silverstein
You Know Me: The Gita-Irina Gajjar
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor
What Color Is Your Aura?
Heroes:
My Homies: nuff said
Maynard James Keenan & Amy Lee: with their siren-like voices, they draw me deeper and deeper into their lyrics
Guts: any man who will chop his own arm off for his woman is A-OK in my book
Bruce Lee: That fool can kung fu, yo!
Chuck Norris: Because if I didnt say so, he would find me and round-house kick my face
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You give and take equally in relationships.
You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.
How Are You In Love?
