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Bad Liam

BOOOM!!! Getting Badderer and Badderer every second...

About Me

Everything I tell you is a lie....
Gonna give this MySpace nonsense a go, im getting older so using something designed for american children will help me feel young. Right?
Nothing in here is 100% true and nothing is 100% false, i have never been very good with absolutes (vodka just shouldn't be flavoured), life is about inbetweens Possiby....
I was born in Brizzle and grew up mostly in Weston. Lived in Leicester whilst at uni (nominally) for 4 years before getting back to my Bristol roots.
People from Weston may remember me from drinking more in 1 night than the goths did in a month in the old-skool Hobbits (i've been to your new one but its not the same its too big and not sticky enough) dancing better than anyone in the Cabot, and doing my best to get thrown out of, or not let into, all the places my friends wanted to go. If you are d1ck you will have shouted things at me in the street, or thrown a lemon at me before i hit you.
Hopefully nobody from Leicester remembers me as i spent most of those years in either a yellow or green state, its hard to explain. But if you were there then you get it

My Interests

Cartoons, Computer games, Stealing things, cricket, revenge, Bill Hicks, Buying proper newspapers and only reading the sports reports and editorials and passing both off as my own informed and educated opinion, Bristol City and Leicester City (sort of), Writing, criticising things and people, 17th Century french poetry, existential philosophy and thinking of amusing anti-australian T-Shirt slogans.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone badder (more bad) than me

Music:

Pixies, Pavement, Oasis, Mogwai, Johnny Cash, Nina Simone, MCLUSKEY, Moldy Peaches, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, All bands that have had their on fictional movie or TV series such as Blues Brothers, the commitments, california dreams AND raisans, The ORange Organics and Josie and the Pussycats, Willy Mason, Super Furry Animals, Primal Scream, Beatles, Nirvana, Kid Carpet, Massive Attack, Elvis probably he's kinda cool, that band who covered 'A Little Respect' by Erasure and did Teenage Dirtbag they ruled, Carly Simon, Paul Simon, Simon and Garfunkel, Simon Says and a band called Terris cos they were on the cover of the NME and the drummer slept in my tent at Glastonbury (i didn't sleep in it, and im fairly sure we never actually spoke but still the NME, cool eh!!), The Kinks, White Stripes, The Strokes, Bright Eyes, QOTSA, Shane Mcgowan, Guns 'n' Roses, Jurassic 5, Sigur Ros, Stone Roses, The Charlatans, Ash, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Spiritualized, Beastie Boys

Movies:

Fear and Loathing, Blues Brothers, South Park, Memento, Commitments, All Jonny Depp Movies (and 21 Jump Street that kicked ass), all coen movies especially The Big Lebowski, Top Gun (obviously), Clerks/Mallrats/Dogma/, All the Star Wars movies especially The Phantom Menace (he's a kid but look at his shadow..... ITS DARTH VADER!!!! Awesome), Monty Python movies, the last 10 mins of Fahreinheight 9/11 cos it always makes me cry (mind you so does neighbours sometimes), South Park, The Commitments, LOTR, Big Daddy, All Bill Murray Movies especially the one where he travels across america with a clown, Spaceballs,

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Boondocks, West Wing, Third Watch, Wrestling, Pebble Mill, The Simpsons, South Park, Soccer AM, Family Guy, Futurama, Hollyoaks, Spooks, Mark Steel, Lets Pretend was pretty awesome, Mark Thomas, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Extras, Ghost Squad, Blackadder, Documentaries that explore the Rise Of something; especially on Sky One, Quincy ME, Anything with Fearne Cotton on it, Neighbours, That 70's Show, 8 Simple Rules, Animaniacs and obviously the greatest television programme ever made was Pinky and The Brain

Books:

Fear and Loathing in everything, All Christopher Brookmyre, Autobiographies (Clinton is very dull, Nassers is good Steve Claridge and Simon Hughes are the best) Great Gatsby, Star Wars New Jedi Order Series (im soooo cool), To Kill A Mockingbird, Vernon God Little, Catch 22, Dice Man, Something cool that no-one else has heard of; you think of it yourself ok?

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Hunter S Thompson, Bob Taylor, Dariusz Dzieanowski, Johnny Cash, Michael Holding, Nasser Hussain, Robbie Savage

My Blog

Am I forever destined to be his bitch?

Am I forever destined to be his bitch? He calls, I come running. He wants something, and if I can, I get it for him. Even when he throws something away there I am running off to get it for him. Everyt...
Posted by Bad Liam on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:20:00 PST

GENIUS

This girl is a genius...... http://indexed.blogspot.com/
Posted by Bad Liam on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST

CAULFIELD MEMENTOS - THE END - AS ORDERED

I wanted a perfect ending.  Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.  Life is about not knowing, having to...
Posted by Bad Liam on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:47:00 PST

CAULFIELD MEMENTOS (NOV 2002)

We receive three educations, one from our parents, one from our schoolmasters, and one from the world.  The third contradicts all that the first two teach us.  ~Charles Louis de Secondat, Ba...
Posted by Bad Liam on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST

CAULFIELD MEMENTOS (FEB 2002)

It takes two to lie.  One to lie and one to listen.  ~ Homer Simpson This really is the most inane way to spend your days. I can't imagine any other job being as utterly pointless as this. A...
Posted by Bad Liam on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

CAULFIELD MEMENTOS (JUN 2002 - Glastonbury)

The hardest work in the world is being out of work.  ~Whitney Young, Jr Glastonbury was just ridiculous. I'm getting very good at attending Glastonbury and getting smashed, it's almost becoming v...
Posted by Bad Liam on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

CAULFIELD MEMENTOS (OCT 2002)

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.  An optimist is a man who hopes they are.  ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew How come half the girls I know walk around with their knickers showing ...
Posted by Bad Liam on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:05:00 PST

CAULFIELD MEMENTOS (NOV 2002)

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.  ~Plato I really don't need anyone pointing out the faults here. These are not Haiku's they just look like them, they are BADKU's so there are no ru...
Posted by Bad Liam on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

CAULFIELD MEMENTOS (MAY 2003)

It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savag...
Posted by Bad Liam on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

CAULFIELD MEMENTOS (June 2003 - Glasto (again))

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.  ~Lily Tomlin Ooooohhh double brackets that could be a signature move. If Iain Banks steals it he's fucking dead. Chang-ing (not changin...
Posted by Bad Liam on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:32:00 PST