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About Me

I am great. No seriously. You think I am kidding, but no. I am great. I do not claim to be great because I myself think I am. That would be disingenuous. I think that is spelled wrong because I am drunk and have dislexia. I am great because it is so. Thank you.

My Interests

I am interested in awesomeness. It is awesome.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody. Guy, Girl. Whatever. I just wanna fuck.

Music:

I hate music. I only liisten to the spoken word.

Movies:

I believe in movies.

Television:

I do not believe in television.

Books:

I can not read, but I have written some very nice works of brail.

Heroes:

My hero is my dad and my mom and my mom's mom and mother theresa and ghandi and the pope and you and that guy and that other guy and that dude over there and people i do not know and people i hate and aliens and puppies and so on until the end of time.

My Blog

616 Views on my page. Who are you wonderful peekers?

I know who you are. You are the people who want to sell me phone ringtones, latop computer entry giveaway sweepstakes coupons, porn (that's acceptable), and miscelaneous trifels that could enhance my ...
Posted by fake on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST

First Time Love

Holy Fucking Shit. I am finally on MySpace. Lets see what this is all about. I think I see a pattern. Glamour shots photography. Sweet. This is cool just being her...
Posted by fake on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:58:00 PST