nostalgia is for retards |
writing up listings for the hip hop 12"s i'm selling and listening to all this stuff all over again..... wow. fucking flashbacks. i mean, it's certainly irritating to sit here and listen to the lp ver...
Posted by joe on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST |
my new business plan |
dear america,
having enjoyed a post-class coca cola for the last few weeks i have totally come down with a case of a new business model for a better america (for me, anyways): MONOPOLY FEVER.
ri...
Posted by joe on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:47:00 PST |
this is what my brain sounds like. |
it's consise....
Posted by joe on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:18:00 PST |
yesterday i saw someone dressed like a giant salad. |
he/she did not look particularly delicious.
Posted by joe on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:13:00 PST |
people talking loudly while getting dumped over the phone... |
is still never not funny.
Posted by joe on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:30:00 PST |
being forcibly tongued by a drunk irishman.... |
sucks.
Posted by joe on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:28:00 PST |
it's like blair witch meets nighttime with dudes |
a treatment or whatever the word is for my first motion picture film, DUDECAVE ("where dudes are fast, but darkness is faster").
it starts with hard cuts between the dudes planning a wikkid snowboardi...
Posted by joe on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:11:00 PST |
my idea for a tattoo |
i was told this was a fucking terrible idea by numerous well-respected dudes last night, but i'm still considering it since it'd be the most ridiculous first-and-only tattoo ever. keep in mind this wo...
Posted by joe on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:36:00 PST |
"I just hope CSU donated the chair, keyboard, & computer screen to an inner-city high school.." |
thank you to tom for bringing this to my attention. the comments at the end are particularly hilarious.
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Posted by joe on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:12:00 PST |
apparently for russian men in puffy jackets.... |
a good time is a case of mountain dew and $100 worth of scratch tickets.
and thanks to a wee bit of similarity in dialect between those types and the one of my blessed motherland, i can assure you th...
Posted by joe on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:23:00 PST |
