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Tim

About Me

I am an enigma scallop wrapped in bacon.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Billy Childish, Teddy Roosevelt, Denton Welch, Florence Nightingale

My Blog

some things I have heard recently

"You like to party, I like to SHOP!" - some gay guy at work "A little love for black Santa." - some homeless black guy begging and dressed up as Santa "You scared me so much you gave me a boner!" - a ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:01:00 GMT

I just realized

I accidentally gelled some hair to the side of my face this morning. It's a sweet new look, I think it works for me.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Feb 2005 06:35:00 GMT