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Ben

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About Me



What to say...what do people want to know?!?! How about....I'm currently plotting to take over the world with a slice of cheese and a pickle. Any day now just you wait.....

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My Interests

Pretty much everything interests me on some level even if its for a few seconds....But big interests include Sleeping, eating, poker and general chillin wit' me hommies, PS2 and a copy of pro evo!

I'd like to meet:

There are many people I'd like to meet, but not all of them will be lucky enough to meet me. There are two lists...1. A list of people i want to meet so I can hurt them for various acts of either stupidity or general cock like behaviour...this list includes people such as George Bush, Sven-Goran Eriksson and Ben Afleck. Then there is list number 2. People I'd like to meet to congratulate them on something good they have done. Such as...Jack Black, God (if he/she infact does exist) and Samuel L Jackson. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Well, is there anything I dont give the time of day to!?!? Well actually there is...most Country music (bar the ol' black horse classics..ie Tim McGraw and the Dixie Chicks) o and most stuff pre when I was born. I like to retain some ignorance! But bar that, love my metal ESPECIALLY Soilwork and the like. As well as bullet, funeral and wot not BUT I'm no droll miserable emo CUNT!! O and I still am into my 90's dance (still lovin the trance). Favourite band at the mo has to be DragonForce tho...purely for the insane guitar riffs and over the top singing oooooeeeeeooooowwww!!! Dave you know what I'm talkin about. CLASS!! As I Lay Dying "The Darkest Nights"

OOoooo its like a night in Zuuu...... .. .. As well as that there is.... 36 Crazy Fists, Atreyu, Caliban, As I Lay Dying, Wham (slipped that one in there), Sneaker Pimps, 3 doors down, Counting Crows, REM, Incubus, Protest the Hero, Thrice, Jay-Z, Chromeo, 3 doors down and a shite load more.... Loving this vid!!! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

There are so many awesome films out there. Fav's HAVE to include the original Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Alien(s), Memento (something slightly original, so not anything by Adam Sandler)!!! I have also recently been privvie to a few 'chick flicks' like Big Fish and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Hate to say it but they're pretty good. Also just gettin into Ghost in the Shell. Love Manga and thanks to a recommendation I'm now appreciating the full glory of this particular one. O and quality 80's class like Coming to America, Krull, Willow and more that aren't springing to mind just at this minute! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Errr....watch a lot less now..but if it aint very 'PC' then chances are I like it...You got your South Park, Family Guy and Monkey Dust. Then there's the less cartoony stuff like Weeds and Prison Break. Was into Lost (Dont read on if you dont want it spoilt), but how many more people can they find on a bloody Island?!?!? Its more populated than NY!!! GAYS!!!!

Books:

I never learndeded to weeed....but seriously, I 1. Dont have the time to read and 2. It doesn't hold my attention for long what with this being the technology age and all...I just find more mentally stimulating things to do.

Heroes:

I dunno, most people aren't hero's they just do what they want to do and whatever is necessary to get what they want, but here are a few I suppose....Steve Irwin (RIP), He-Man and thats about it o and Genghis Khan.
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