King Slender

About Me

Wait. Stop. Breathe. No, I don't have breasts, but stay anyway! Imagine, if you will, a place where you could stop and breathe. Let's make my page the official rest-stop of myspace. It will be kind of like "cheers" (I'm sure even George Wendt has a page). When you get thirsty or need to peel yourself away from what ties you to your computer, do it here... get up right now and go pee, get a drink, and love on whatever pet you have. I want the myspace famous-people to post here, too. Dane Cook - Give me a comment. Zenova - Are you even a real person? Say "Hello!" Tom - Is there anybody out there? Comment if you can hear me. Imagine if, for a second, you put a comment that meant something, rather than racing around saying, "Thanks for the add." So, tell me... Are you afraid of the dark? Do you sleep with a night-light? Have you ever had to go to the emergency room because you had an erection that lasted over four hours? Tell me. This is your safe place. Do you need a hug? Come on, Dane Cook. Even you need to take a break to pee - Do it on my page. (Well, not ON my page...) And, listen to one of my songs. Come on, people - one song. You don't even need to put on your pants. Do you want me to cyber-beg on my cyber-knee, while the cgi tears run down my cgi face? "Please, please, one song!" my voice says in an MP3 format. It's just a few minutes. Don't you have time for a song? If the answer is no, to where are you rushing? Why are you rushing? Are you truly happy? One song. One comment.I hope you enjoy it and thank you for visiting my little nook in virtual space. Please let me know what you think.Thanks, Michael.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/21/2005
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Influences:
Sounds Like: Godspeed You Black Emperor, Mogwai, Sigur Ros, This American Life, David Sedaris, The Cure, Johnny Cash, Poison, Faster Pussycat, Warrant, Kenny Rogers
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Type of Label: None

My Blog

it is like a tv channel about me

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Posted by King Slender on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST

feedback on the photograph

I like to explore the human reaction and there is no better place to do it than on myspace. I recently sent out an email with a link to a Movie about a picture of my brother having sex (I guess that ...
Posted by King Slender on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:25:00 PST

One last trolley ride

It would be funny, or ironic at the very least, that on the day of this event it was not "a beautiful day in the neighborhood." In fact it was quite the contrary. I woke up to the sound of my wife get...
Posted by King Slender on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST

yard sale fodder

Its hard to believe that this is the same life that I started with twenty nine years ago. I feel older in a good way, but I guess I feel older in a bad way too. Ive heard it over and over again in ra...
Posted by King Slender on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:19:00 PST

The passions of the lice

The Passions of the Lice Lice is a wonderful thing. As I found in my unscientific studies, there are people that are prone to lice and people who are not. It is almost too easy to dismiss the people ...
Posted by King Slender on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

old cars never die

"Old Cars Never Die They just get crashed by teenagers." Sixteen-years-old (a thought in itself.) Sixteen-years-old (Ahhsay it again, but this time breathe.) Sixteen-years-old In the state of Connet...
Posted by King Slender on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:17:00 PST