WeLcOmE. There is a serious matter that we first must attend to. Yes, it's farts. I believe we need to start a farting revolution. As all my friends know, the launching of "Fart Theater" was probably the greatest leap toward the movement. I must thank Tim for the use of his instrument. We must also give diarrhea the credit it deserves. It's a magical thing filled with not only aeromatic stimulation but also audio and biophysical elements. You can say it appeals to all the senses. Please join me in the revolution. Tit tadela tit to that.For those of you that don't know me let me indulge you. I am a "classy" lady who loves sarcastic humour and who has the worst trucker mouth you've probably ever heard. I love animals and dedicated my life to them for 4 years while working as a vet tech. I now focus my nursing attention to humans. Although I don't feel nursing is my true passion in life, it's gonna pay the bills until some rich guy hires me to be cool and party like it 1999. I can't stand people who don't respect me, people who don't pronounce words correctly eg. centimeters is not pronounced sonimeters fuckos and people who can't fuckin spell (morons). Take care now. (insert fart noise here) Favorite Quotes of 2006: "You've obviously never been dumped by a boy." Jill "Don't worry, I'll do everything." Hans "I think I just verped." Tim "Must be nice......" Paula and Hans "Now he calls me Shartin Martin" Susie/a
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