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Amanda

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About Me

I recently found out that when Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.I like you. No really, I do.Never underestimate the power of a nap.

My Interests

unicorns and kittens

I'd like to meet:

a transsexual midget amputee wearing an eye patch. or a talking monkey. Whatever comes first.
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Music:

I like it all except the stuff that sounds like poop.

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Office Space, Steel Magnolias, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Starsky & Hutch, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, House of Yes, Harold and Maude, GoodFellas, Casino, Old Boy, Kill Bill Vol I & II, Seven Samurai, Hard Boiled, The Killer, Eddie Izzard, Blade Runner, Snatch, Dead Alive, Wasabi, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, No Country for Old Men, Bubba Ho-Tep, GingerSnaps, Airplane, Coal Miners Daughter, the matador

Television:

Frisky Dingo, Damages, Project Runway, ER, Family Guy, Simpsons, Law & Order (all of em except Criminal Intent), Daily Show, Medium, South Park, ROCK OF LOVE (thats right), Korgoth, Dethklok: Metalocalpse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, The Closer, Ghost Hunters, Bleach, Eureka, American Dad, The Sopranos and The Colbert Report.

Books:

how about some authors? Thomas Harris, Douglas Adams, John Douglas, Michael Slade, Bruce Campbell...anyone who writes incredibly dark and/or funny

Heroes:

My vagina!

My Blog

Benazir Bhutto 1953-2007

An incredible life cut short and an influential voice silenced.  She stood for a change in her country and demanded people to be accountable for their actions.  I am extremely shocked a...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:40:00 PST

mine tastes like a taco

I meant to post this last night but damn tv kept pulling me back in. There are some funny fuckin commercials out there.  Like the Totino's Pizza Roll commercial where the kids yells out "Mine tas...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:55:00 PST

George Bush

George Bush is an asshole.  I don't like him very much.
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:28:00 PST

word.

i ain't sayin, i'm just sayin...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:35:00 PST

Dir en Grey

I know this is coming a little bit late but HOLY SHIT!! Monday nights performance at The Palladuim Ballroom was amazing.  A good majority of the songs are in Japanese but with the help of visual ...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

Seriously?

A friend of mine sent this out earlier.... Body: Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the Pledge of Allegiance on...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:45:00 PST

I like a good train wreck

I'm known for having a sick sense of intrest.  An I think that is why I watched the video for Paris Hilton's new video.  All I can say is now my head hurts and I feel a little sick to my tum...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:12:00 PST

purging

Hey there ya'll, It is that time of year when I purge myself of shit I don't need.  I am having a "cd sale" of sorts.  If anyone is interested, I will have a list of the cd's soon, let me kn...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:11:00 PST

weird shit always happens when there is no one there to laugh with me

Recently I spent some time in a hospital ER, just there to pick someone up not there as a patient.  So I am sitting in the waiting room waiting to be called up and a lady sits one seat over from ...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:26:00 PST

here we go

I stayed up til damn near three a.m. watching the election crap...when I woke up this morning I was very upset about Bush getting re-elected. I blame Ohio. I know I could blame many other factors bu...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST