Fire, Television, Beer, Captain Morgan, Remote control vibrators, small dominican actors, Butterflies with teeth, Porn, X Box, masturbation, sex, freelance photography, the idiots guide to the kama sutra, sniffing undies at the nursing home, placid lakes, legless whores, mormon tabernacle choirs, countries with legalized child labor, french executions, and last but not least, my wife's gi joe kung fu grip.
God, so I can ask him why Rome smells so shitty, why does my boxerbriefs sometimes stink of listerine, why the hell is titanic the best selling movie ever, why won't nuns put out, why do old flames die so hard, where have all the cowboys gone?, What would Hitler's favorite board game be, why don't blonde girls carpets match their drapes, why is it I erect meatlog statues of the wolven amputee madonna statue, why do shadows always chase me, why do Muslims not understand that there is one true God, and he lives in my pants???
Anything but that ass fuck your sister country shit. But I do prefer some Manillow
Leprechauns 1 - infinity.... Star wars episode 7 the wrath of my cock in leah's mouth, episode 8, yoda comes back and refills on a tank of midget badasssery, indiana jones and the temple of we shouldn't make another sequel, die hard, bruce willis should be fucking dead, Jenna's first, common cunt, Waiting... , Poison Ivy 2 , the rockford files boxset, Pam and tommy's wedding vid, the paris hilton witch project, oops I didn't know my finger was in your hole volume fun
Television??? Wake up you cocksuckers. Your main concern is to get home to see whose dancing with stars, or fingerbanging owen wilson's freshly slit wrists, in the mean time, pandas are dying, brad and angelina are fighting, and Jamie Presley won't answer my certified mail DNA samples. What is this fucking world coming to???
The idiots guide to Islamic Jihadism, Foreplay is for faggots, No means maybe, The davinci code, and penthouse forum. Oh, and Highlights magazine
Superman, orgasmo, hall and oates, sponge bob square pants, hitler, ghandi, momar khadafi, Mookie Wiilson, Dick Cheney(cuz I like vampires), Jesus, Judas, that snake in the garden of eden, wilson philips, Miles Standish, and that fat dead guy, chris farley. Also, Aunt Jemima, because I love that bitch's batter ll over my lips.