John Boy

I hate you all. If I had the means, I wouldn't leave enough of you to fill a thimble. Since most of the dregs who are on this thing are saying nice things about themselves, I think I'll list down the things I hate. - I used to enjoy The Lord of the Rings, but that was before the movies came out and everyone began jumping on the Tolkien Bandwagon. Which also goes to half-wits reading The Sandman and going around dressing up like Death and spouting lines from the series. Nobody likes iconoclasts. - Quoting lines from movies doesn't make you remotely profound. I remember when "Gladiator" came out, every movie going wretch was using "What we do in life, echoes in eternity" as an e-mail signature. - I hate going out among the herd. Every conversation that intrudes upon my ears I can hear the bleating of the sheep and, even worse, the braying of the asses. - And for God's sake be natural in your pictures. You don't look gussied up everyday. Your pictures betray you for the whores you are.