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BFG

damnit! i wanna snuggle! now.

About Me

as of right now, i'm 6'6, 290lbs (add an extra 10lbs), right-handed, a boy and i hate everyone who isn't allison, robin, fancy mouse, megan, jillian, marie, maria, ann marie, david, mags, my moms or my baby neice kayla boo. also anyone who isn't a puppy or kitty. everyone else sucks like female dog faced whores. i have a sunny outlook on life occasionally. i misspell things. i'm lazy. i'm very loud. very loud. i talk alot. i'm in transition. i have a very vulgar vocabulary (except infront of old adults). i wear the same thing all the time. sometimes i have a semi-bushy beard.

My Interests

movies, music, sleep, food, bowling {yes bowling bitch}, board games {clue, life, sorry, i'll crush you in them all}, taxidermy, window painting, furniter & antiques, road trips, fun, fun and then some more fun and disney on ice (it's so f-in' righteous!). high end fashion {namely balenciaga!}.

I'd like to meet:

anybody who isn't a cuntasourous, douchasourous rex or a 'moasourous, also known as a faggadactyl. also anyone who knows how to "stay tender" or get "geeked up". message me. let's make baby monsters. and play a nice game of "doubles tennis" with some other fag couple. kay?

Music:

as of right now... and always blondie and iggy.

Movies:

almost anything except a david lynch or gus van sant film. big leibowski (the dude!), repo man, hedwig & the angry inch, jubilee, being john malcovivh, control, this is england, ghost world, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, barbarella, jawbreaker, freeway, but im a cheerleader, spun, splash, the little mermaid, bottle rocket, clean, irma vap, city of god, american splender, suan of the dead, female trouble, coffey, all harry potters ( you dont know me!), harold & kumar go to white castle {the best ever}, cq, election, little miss sunshine, the virgin suicides, hairspray (fuck the musical), cry baby, the boondock saints.

Television:

mission hill ( bling blong!) oh and arthur rocks and chef ming, he's hot, (ming not arthur!). mostly stuff that comes on at random times of the day, like king of the hill, sex & the city, true life and m.a.s.h. mostly though i watch tv shows on dvd. freaks & geeks, undeclared, married with children, reno 911 (i have season 1 and 3 and 4, i need 2 damnit!), the office and my name is earl. i'll be getting dinasuars, season 1 & 2 soon!

Books:

HARRY POTTER! alfred hitch cock's daily mystery magazive from the seventies, georgy girl (need to see the movie), a capote reader. i dont read books as much as i just look at the pictures. sad i know, but fuck you! vice. bret easton ellis. david sedaris. and archie and gang, but i like jughead, betty and veronica the most. archies' just a shitbag dating two girls, while jughead has character.

Heroes:

my friends for making me smile everyday of the week. Last and deff not least, Dave ! HE IS WICKED HOTT. by the way he's straight, but it's fun to flirt with him. oh and nicolas ghesquiere, he's fuckin' awesome and the best designer ever! and my mommy. the guy who runs new bohemia signs. and this one guy that alot of my friends hate, so i cant say his name. but he too is wicked hot.

My Blog

almost 40 things i need to do. like now.

1.play "simon says".  i've really had this urge to play that fucking game.  that and freeze tag. 2.buy a lotto ticket.  i really want to for no reason what so ever. 3.start saying "youn...
Posted by BFG on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:36:00 PST

green knights,belly dancers,cupcakes,sunken face koalas,cavemen,real men of genius,rat chefs

there's nothing like cracking a rib from too much laughter or pissing yourself just a little cause you've got the ongoing giggles.  but there's nothing better when it's because of your friends.&n...
Posted by BFG on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:41:00 PST

snot is soooo not my best friend. fuck you snot! you suck.

dddduuuddddeeeee... i'm sick.  this shit sucks.  and i knew it was coming too.  but did you see me wearing a jacket at night or taking cold medicine?  no!  you saw my dumb ass...
Posted by BFG on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

"50 Things That Make Me Me"

"50 Things That Make Me Me" 1.my middle name is Drew, after my great grand daddy 2.i'm a quarter native american, hi great great grand daddy! 3.i masturbated in the library in seventh grade 4.i got ex...
Posted by BFG on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST

"stop the gossipin' and play some ball, damnit!" - allison

oh my god i think i'm finally getting the feeling back in my legs!  who the fuck goes to a baseball game at night in san francisco and doesn't bring a jakect?! me, that's who!  my first base...
Posted by BFG on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:18:00 PST

clam jumpers, dickies, talking heads, & litlle old women named sunny

life is so many things.  right now it's a big ass obese bitch named bertha, but whatever.  let's go back to a more pleasant time when it was a beautiful super model name euginia who got paid...
Posted by BFG on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

f'in' santa cruz bitch boardwalk!

  okay so i've spent like the past sixteen years of my life being horrified of rollercoasters.  i really dont fucking like the feeling of being tossed around in the sky!  so ever since ...
Posted by BFG on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 12:03:00 PST

spring break = buffy, seasons 1-7

okay so if you haven't had your spring break yet here's some advice on how to spend it and how not too! 1. don't let your mother think your spring break is in another month, making it so you cant go t...
Posted by BFG on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:10:00 PST

i'm not tired, but lazy!

i've been up since 4 in the morning designing clothes for my design 1 class, been doing it everyday since last tuesday.  so here's the problem, if i'm that responsible to wake up super early to d...
Posted by BFG on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:53:00 PST

looking for someone to replace a friend till june!

   two of my best friends are no longer around!  one's in japan and the other ireland.  so i have set a goal for myself to get closer to those that i know and also to try and make ...
Posted by BFG on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:15:00 PST