Sir Angus McBeef

Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0I was born and raised in Queens NY, i've spent the last 4 1/2 years of my life as an Intelligence Specialist in the Marine Corps. I am an EXTREMELY interesting person.... now that I have intrigued you please feel free to shoot me a message.. or not. Oh yeah I am also really funny, here check it out – so a string walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a beer” the bartender then says “WE DON’T SERVE STRINGS HERE!” the dejected string then waddles out the front door where he ties himself into a knot and frays himself at each end. The confident string then marches back into the bar and without hesitation shouts, “I’ll have a beer” The confused bartender then shot back “aren’t you the string I just kicked out of here?” The string quickly declared “NO I’M A FRAYED KNOT!” That’s just one of many hi-fuckin-larious jokes I know.. Now that I have peaked your interest go ahead and shoot me a message.. you know you want to…