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The Original..'Grand Funk Grady'

Pinch me in my dreams cause Im still not listening

About Me

I like pinacoladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm not really into yoga. I have half a brain. I like making love to midnight and the dunes of the cape. I'm the love people hope for. So write to me and escape.

My Interests

random ideas, candles that float, friends, graphite, pushpops, aqua net, hubcaps, infomercials, knife show, garfield and friends, akward silences, hot showers, cats, twist ties, macncheese, acorns, ducks, super sayians, insomnia, bongos, glass, laughing, qtips, faeries, shapes, patterns, word searches, chess, automatic sliding doors, canadians, parsley paper, sleeping bags, insect repelant candles, nerd rope, magnets, snooze buttons, magic makers, condensation, december, ashes, flashback humor, final fantasy, the wheel, individually wrapped cheese slices, repressing but not forgetting, zippers, philbert, meaningless conversations, the sky before dark, and being random.

I'd like to meet:

a beach bum, a old carnie, the guy who invented those little umbrellas, tim, whoever came up with books for dummies, papa smurf, the guy on the couch, the first person to ever send a chain letter....kick them in the shin for that, jack, a miniature elephant, a supersayianjedininja, emma, that guy standing on the side of the rode in a swimsuit, the guy that does the knife shows, large marge, an isomniac, the guy who free'd the horses, joan, the first monkey shot into space, a person who helps make cigerettes, chunk, and anyone one else.

Music:

just as long as its not new age country or rap. other than that i can listen to anything else.goo goo dolls, the counting crows, billy talent, dashboard, the used, afi, nirvana, weezer, verv pipe, unwritten law, my chemical romance, taking back sunday, audioslave, butch walker, daftpunk, dr. hook, the eagles, ok go, old blink, alien ant farm, new found glory, old school micheal jackson, tom jones, warren zevon, incubus, three door down, rage against the machine, nine inch nails, pyscho demented seamonkeys, eve6, lost prophets, alkaline trio, 311, american hi-fi, at the drive in, beck, lit, foo fighters, bloodhound gang, bowling for soup, blur, bush, caviar, mighty might boss tones, matchbox20, they might be giants, oasis, oleander, prodigy, reel big fish, red hot chille peppers, sublime, sr-71, stroke 9, van morisson, unwritten law, wheatus, gin blossoms, garbage, frank sinatra, green day, goldfinger, crystal method, heart, the rocket summer, the spill canvas, fall out boy, brand new, northstar, say anything, the early november, something corporate, one way letter, paramore, cream, phantom planet, probably more.

Movies:

I can't hardly stand chick flicks(I'm sorry life just doesn't happen like that). lost in translation, fight club, american beauty, snatch, pulp fiction, 20 first dates, rounders, and the big green(sorry just a bit of comedic humor there), eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the secretary, dazed and confused, airplane I & II, garage days, ice age, spider man, LOTR, momento, suicide kings, train spotting, all kevin smith movies, the matrix, godsend, hero, monty pithon and the holy grail, graden state, dodgeball, the girl next door, ... well thats all i got right now.

Television:

dont have an idea on whats new on tv. I don't have cable or satellite anymore.

Books:

the outsiders, on the road, and losing my virginity

Heroes:

cornel sanders, cloud, someone I'd rather not say(he knows who he is), and my mom

My Blog

Being grown up isn’t half as fun as growing up

Its that time again children. BLOG. whoo So I'm not 21 and invincible anymore, I'll let you guess what that makes me now. I'll go ahead and name this is the age of 22 and indifferent. so far it's...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:41:00 PST

happy 2008, some shit is going to happen

so i just spilled a little beer on the futon. its a good sign of it being the new years. no real reason for me posting the event besides my computer working right now and me being not sober. I've don...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:46:00 PST

Everybody is making love or else expecting rain

Welp hello again everybody or maybe just a few people who read this. so its been a really long time since i wrote a blog. and i've thought long and hard on many different subjects to talk about. first...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:48:00 PST

"Fire, this is fumes, say hello"

if anyone is wanting to see the movie children of men i'd like to tell you to try and wait till it's on video. in other words, didnt enjoy it really.   anyone else feel let down?...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST

forget about what's in the water

...and just focus in on me. welp how has everyone been doing lately? like the last one said it was a good week for me. but now i gotta get back into the flow. on the way to the beach there was a perf...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:20:00 PST

In a battle against the sun.

....skating on this slick sheet of ice. can get annoying. very I'm sorry I decided for whatever reason to go to the beach late at night. and no your wrong everything, at least i thought, was goin...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:09:00 PST

counting seconds on a faceless sundial.

can get confusing. I'll stand in place till this egg cracks. my art exhibit went pretty well i guess. everything looked good. thanx to all that came out. i got a lot more pictures taken now. so thats ...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:43:00 PST

the obituaries showed pictures of smoke stacks

no, sorry no story about clair this time. but maybe the next. quote of the night: almost only counts in handshoes and horse grenades. its been a pretty good two weeks or so since the last entry. I'm k...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:08:00 PST

I killed a banker for her candy

so for some reason i can't sleep, sure i got three hours of it. but my mind is not letting me get anymore. so here i am. To totally just cheese all over this blog, I want to destroy something beautifu...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:10:00 PST

breathe in deep

i've never really talked about who i am on here, so if interested pull up a chair, or you can stand it probably wont take long. as i sit here i would like to say that i know who i am, but i may be wro...
Posted by The Original..'Grand Funk Grady' on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST