the dark lord of marital bliss

About Me

I am a writer because it's the only way I feel I can bear my soul without being vulnerable. I am a genius wrapped in an airhead. I am a Pagan and proud to be so. I am a geek, dork, nerd, freak take your pick. Or better yet just know me, don't label me at all. I love the outdoors. I feel connected to the sea somehow. I eat mustard on potato chips. I sing constantly. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I can stare at the moon for hours. I enjoy naked pagan dancing around a bonfire. I have passion to spare. I am selfish sometimes. I am a smart ass a lot of the time. I have a long, slow, fuse leading to a big bomb. I believe in magic in many forms. I look like a hobbit. I love it when a girl feeds me. I need lots of attention. I can be absent minded. I miss old friends. I am loved. I love whiskey. I seek enlightenment. I love easily. I get hurt even easier. My backpack's got jets. I wear red shoes. Most men piss me off. Most girls are mean. I can make cheesecake that'll make you slap your mama. Someone keeps moving my chair. I watch cartoons constantly. I can kick your ass at Soul Caliber 2. I love my friends like brothers and sisters. I still have hate in my heart. I am not perfect.

My Interests

Writing, Reading, Gaming, Hanging Out, Drinking occasionally, animals, women... not in that order though.

I'd like to meet:

myself in a dark alley.. I swear i'd kick my ass.

Music:

COHEED AND CAMBRIA, Reel Big Fish, Sublime, Save Ferris, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, The Spill Canvas, One Way Letter, ZOLOF THE ROCK AND ROLL DESTROYER, Operation Super-Catch, Motion City Soundtrack, Senses Fail, Taking Back Sunday, Something Corporate, All-American Rejects, Chevelle, INCUBUS, Fall Out Boy, The Killers, Blur, Mindless Self Indulgence, Gorillaz,Death Cab for Cutie, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, Suburban Legends, MC Chris, Fuel, Our Lady Peace, Jack Johnson, JOHN MAYER and ALOT more that I haven't the patience to type

Movies:

Coheed and Cambria - A Favor House Atlantic (Acoustic, live)

In July 2005 Coheed and Cambria did an acoustic set at the Avalon in LA, this is one of the songs they played.

Internet is for Porn

hah! Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and lots and lots of cult favs like Evil Dead.

Television:

Cartoons... all sorts. I'm a big kid at heart.

Books:

Terry Goodkind's "Sword of Truth" series, Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time", Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings", Douglas Adams "Hitchhiker's Guide" books, Terry Pratchett's "Discworld"

Heroes:

Samuel Clemens, William Faulkner, Aaron Barret, Scott Cunningham,J.R.R Tolkien, Daffy Duck, Joe Murray, John Kricfaulsi, Stephen Hillenburg, Chuck Jones, Billy West, Carlos Alazraqui, Richard Horvitz, Tara Strong, Grey Delisle, and many more

My Blog

Magical Rainbows

So Dumbledore was gay all along. That being said now I have to ask this...WHO FUCKING CARES!?! What is it important, honestly? It held no bearing on the story. All you people re-reading it to se...
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:28:00 PST

Done got hitched

Balinka and I got married sunday and we're very happy. For those of you who came thanks for sharing the occasion with us and for those of you who did not we wish you could have been there. I was...
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:22:00 PST

settling and breathing...

stuff is good. Stuff is really really good. I can't remember the last time I could say that. The apartment is great, the freedom is AMAZING, and words fail entirely when it comes to Balinka.I'm honest...
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

see you soon

alright folks. it's official. We got the apartment, deposit payed. All that's left now is to pick up the keys and get the power turned on today. We're moving on friday (tomorrow ) and i have 9762...
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:21:00 PST

The deep breath...

Here it comes. It's finally time it would seemDepending on what I find out later on today, i may be making one of the biggest steps forward in my entire life.I'm finally stepping out on my own.I found...
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

yay!

she is absolutely perfect.and she is all mine.I couldn't be happier.^_^
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:54:00 PST

^_^

I am a happy boy. Yes I am.
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST

The Wonderfull World of What the Fuck...

so, my best friend and I were leaving work, and needed to stop at wally world for some things. Just generall shit, you know how it is. Now, keep in mind that we don't get off work untill 3 AM. Anywa...
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:21:00 PST

my stupid mouth...

I'm beginning to think that i may have ruined a very good thing.I am an impatient ass sometimes. Can't keep my mouth shut when I really should.If you are reading this, i am sorry.And if you have to as...
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST

gah...

yay. x-mas numero uno at the step-family's. Sometimes i really hate this holiday. They aren't necessarily BAD people. Just very loud.... very very loud, and equally Christian. Which is fine, i guess,...
Posted by the dark lord of marital bliss on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:04:00 PST