Elvis - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Elvis. I'm alive and well and living in the great city of Durand Michigan. I enjoy hanging out at Uncle Bucks and drinking till i puke, smokin' crack, takin' pills, smokin' crank, smokin' weed, slappin' hookers, smokin' crack and hanging out at Uncle Bucks. I'm a hunka hunka burnin love, so send me a message if you wanna come over to my one room apartment above the Iron Horse and get freaky with the king. It doesn't matter what you look like, or how bad you smell, Elvis keeps a half gallon of Mc Masters and 6 boxes of porn on hand at all times just incase.

My Interests

I like to sing, play my guitar, drink, do drugs, make sweet love down by the fire, etc...

I'd like to meet:

Any drunk woman, anyone at all, send me a message.

Music:

Anything done before 1970, I like the oldies.

Movies:

Just porno.

Television:

I dont watch TV, not enough nudity.

Books:

I dont know how to read, reading is for sissies.

Heroes:

Me, I am the king after all.