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BERLiN

Sheer Fuckery.

About Me

Just roaming the land, spreading my outlandish-ness, making the "I can't believe I'm dancing" face. I enjoy finding time... to read, to write, to draw something or write it down. Finding time to dance, to sing, to laugh, to think about what it is I'm doing. Taking time to sit by the water, have a smoke and think about why it is I'm smoking. I enjoy talking with strangers, running with scissors, jumping with out looking first. I like taking the upper hand, giving when I can, and letting people know I'm Me.
I think the best way to describe me is through the artistic expression of song...
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Your Birthdate: August 29... You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven't developed the talent yet.
Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings.
You often feel like you don't fit in - especially in traditional environments.
You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action.
Your strength: Your vivid imagination
Your weakness: Fear of failure
Your power color: Coral
Your power symbol: Oval
Your power month: November
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My Interests

"The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."

I'd like to meet:

My best friend; my counterpoint; my boxing partner in my corner; the one I put ahead of me and the one who stands behind, beside and before me; the harmony over my melody; my left foot; my right hand; the tips of my very own toes and fingers; passion over passion; and a laughter louder than my own.

Must like dogs, tapioca pudding and small attempts at saving the world.

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Music:



Lucero!!!! VAUX (blows my hair right back!), The Format (Thanks Mel, I'm hooked!), Postal Service, Ian Moore, Chris Pureka, Savage Henry, Ten Cent Redemption, Mike Mitchell, Mike Berg, BILL( ! ), DJ B:ill, Z-Trip, EBWA, Drag the River, The Zen Barons, Rubber Planet, The Ferver, P-Nuckle, Move.Meant, Conspiracy of Thought, Tesla, KISS, Ryan Adams, Matchbox 20, George Michael, My Chemical Romance, Jason Mraz, Breaking Benjamin, Rise Against, Jack Johnson, Pink Floyd, Kermit the Frog, Shakira, Janis Joplin, Dashboard Confessional, Eminem, Pepper, Prince.... Sonic Fucking Death Monkey.

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, Boondock Saints, Crash, Love Actually, Mean Girls, Amalie, Swingers, Almost Famous, Rock Star, Closer, Aliens, Just Friends, What The Bleep?, Outfoxed, anything scary, gory or Porn.

Television:

The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Sex and the City, anything Comedy Central...

Books:

Current obsessions: Amy Bender, Agusten Burroughs, Nick Hornby and Chuck Klosterman.

Heroes:

Mom :-)

My Blog

The Fat Bitch Upstairs

It's the neighborly thing to do...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Not even 8 hours back in Colorado and I already have pissed off two really important people. A...
Posted by BERLiN on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:44:00 PST

NyQuil on the Rocks

NyQuil on the Rocks Not 24 hours post holiday, and I come down with some sickness that includes a sore throat, burning ears, and clogged nasal passages. Thus begins my first week back at work sn...
Posted by BERLiN on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

One Night in Denver... Last Monday to be Sure

I'm home before midnight and it's just me, a bottle of Merlot and my homeboy R Kelly. I love R Kelly. I used to get dirty to his R. album. I mean like Janet Jackson kind of Nasty.   Like high sc...
Posted by BERLiN on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:07:00 PST

If Happiness is a Cult, Where Can I Sign Up?

Today I beat Death. I looked Death right in the face and said, No Death. Not Today.   Today I could have fallen, but instead I kept on running. Today I beat cancer and car accidents and plummetin...
Posted by BERLiN on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:30:00 PST

Were gonna need dental floss, a motor boat, and a double deck cassette recorder...

I am Michelle's pet turtle. Actually I'm not, but I've been staring at it for the past twenty minutes and it's becoming a part of my brain. There's something strangely familiar and routinely odd about...
Posted by BERLiN on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

Life on the Road

Life on the road is not to be confused with life on the streets, but as Jen put it I am somewhat of a corporate whore. The tricks I turn are of a different sort and this time around it's pushing spark...
Posted by BERLiN on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST

Portland.

So it's close to 4am in Portland and Kim just got body slammed by a porn star. Really, what else is there to say?   I may or not (at this very moment) be a future witness to an un-memorexed porn ...
Posted by BERLiN on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:57:00 PST

Nights Like These

It's sometime well after midnight and everyone is asleep. I've decided that I'm an insomniac, much in the same fashion that I have decided that I have restless leg syndrome.  It's either insomnia...
Posted by BERLiN on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:18:00 PST

Join Me on the Poop Deck

A few days before I would be leaving on Fergilicious Parte Due, I was walking Shelby down 14th and noticed a pair of denim shorts resting in the grass. As if waiting to be ironed, the shorts were laid...
Posted by BERLiN on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:06:00 PST

Shooting Exes

It's the day that every girl dreams about. Ever since she was 5 she imagined the ring, the dress, the flowers; her groom. Then one day, when she least expects it, just when she had almost completely g...
Posted by BERLiN on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:30:00 PST