double-fisted drinking
alky-holics
"TO ALCOHOL! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson
"Finish your beers, because there are sober kids in the Philippines" - nony
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere" - Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett
"TRESPASSERS WILL BE offered a SHOT" - Margaritaville saying
"I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having" - McGuire's Irish Pub saying
"ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR" - nony
"Pissing the night away" - Chumbawumba
"Last night I dreamt I drank the world's largest margarita. When I woke up, there was salt on the toilet lid. Thank God I did not eat the 'worm' in there" - Larry the Cable Guy
"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive" - Homer Simpson
"You do realize we can't have liquor at the party."
"Yeah, I know...damnit. Stupid, corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody" - Pam & Michael, The Office
Russell Peters - Asians
FUCKIN' ANYTHING! I'm mega-fun @ the karaoke bar (usually after about 3 Korean beers). You could say I am a karaoke FIIIIIIEND! Yup, it's all about "Bohemian Rhapsody" with Fadi, "My Heart Will Go On" with Ruben, my metal version of "Zombie", "Enter Sandman" in my Metallica voice and Aaron's rendition of "Love Shack"
I take a shot whenever it turns February 2nd in Groundhog Day. I take a shot whenever that dude forgets shit in Memento. I take a shot to ease myself whenever there is racial tension in Crash.
I drink beers watching the Chicago Cubs, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls and USF Bulls
When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading
Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam, Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels, Evan Williams, Captain Morgan, Sam Adams, Sam Buca, the red headed slut and last but not least, the two that got me started on this path to lushness...Mr. Bartles and Mr. James. I owe you all my life, which will probably be taken away due to alcohol poisoning, so...