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~STAMPED TRAMP~

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About Me

DOPE ON THE DANCE FLOOR, MAGIC ON THE MIC.... THIS IS WHO I AM, IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT MEDICATE ME!
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Seven Deadly Sins Survey:
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? Rick
What is your weapon of choice? Stapler...don't ask!
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Oh hell yeah, & love it!
How about the same sex? Choke that bitch!
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I'm sure one of my kids, I'm no fair!
What is your pet peeve? Stupid people
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Forever and fuckin' ever!
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Be nice?
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6 or 7 in the evening?
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? My lovely, she will be mine, oh yes she will be!
What is the last lame excuse that you made? Hell it's a way of life who can keep up?!
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? I love those things
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? None, he did
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? German chocolate freezer
Are you a meat eater? Oh hell yeah
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Gallon of Rum
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? I'm working on them
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Almost as much as the air i breathe
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Chocolate, chocolate, & can i have some more sir?!
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? Well.........
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? 6 or 7
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Pay off everything then put the rest up for my kids, husband, & dad..just in case
Would you rather be rich or famous? RIch, money i can share, besides i hate being in the spotlight :)
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? Probably not i tend to be a mover & a shaker,& no I'm not a stripper!
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? I have raised 2 beautiful& smart children.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Let's just say I turned out way better than anyone thought i would.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? I'm gonna be a Hotdogger!
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yeah, now show me someone who wouldn't, & i'll show you a liar.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Oh yeah,just ask my friends,i think i'm way better than everyone else.Isn't that right A.J.?
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? Yeah, thank you Jason!
What did you do today that you're proud of? I stuck to my points
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Oh dear who could count?! We'll just say about 100
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? That's even harder to answer, we'll say 1,000's and leave it at that!
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? Yeah, but worse they caught me too!
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? I'm kinda into hips right now
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Yep and it would be nice to have it again. umm...hello pay attention i know you're reading this YOU!
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I'm pretty sure i married one, thank goodness he pays for me i hear his rate is outrageous!
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I want her boobs and they don't even have to be attached but they would be fabulous just to have to play with :)
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? No one but can i put my neighbor on, i'm tired of looking at that shit!
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? As long as they were well kept i'm not picky, omg that was greedy, bad!
Have you ever been cheated on? humph...yeah i married a prostitute!
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? All the time! Hell i'd trade this fat ass for bout anything most days.Today it would be for a no fat delicious brownie, FYI!
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Smaller ears?
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? I over eat all the time, so gluttony
Do you do the least often? i'm really comfortable with my life so i'm not envious, or greedy really
Is your favorite to act on? Gluttony...eat, eat, eat, and some sex i won't lie!
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My Interests


EATIN' AND LOVIN' AND WHEN THE TWO CAN COME TOGETHER...ALL THE BETTER.
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Finish the Sentence:
My favorite place to be is:: home with my honey
I am:: sweet
I love:: my family
I am afraid of:: the obese
I wish:: i had lots and lots of naked men runnin round here
I would like to ban:: all dumbasses from walmart
I am annoyed by:: stupid people
My favorite song is:: don't close your eyes
I am most vulnerable:: well i try not to be
I am happiest when:: i'm with the ones i love
My best trait is:: it's all gooood
I can always be counted on to:: speak out of turn
Everyone thinks that I am:: fucked up in the head
They think this because:: i have torette
I'd like to meet:: why not you
Life is:: full of lots and lots of shit
Love is:: knowing you can't really live life the way you want to without the one you love
Marriage is for:: i guess me i did it twice
Fast food is:: making me fatter and fatter
Let's go:: to the zoo
Just get it:: fuckin cleaned up
Sex is for:: fun
Sex is best:: when it's free
I am most healthy when I:: stay away from work
Generally, I:: am full of shit
My worst habit is:: ummm i have to pick just one
I am known to be:: loud and inconsiderate
My weakness is:: gay hotties
I am hungry for:: whatever usually
I'd be very happy if:: he finally gave into me!
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I'd like to meet:

ANYBODY I HAVEN'T, BUT I'M NOT SAYIN' I'LL LIKE YA...THE LIL' LAD WHO LIKES BERRIES AND CREEEEAAAM!

Music:

HELLSTOMPER, PBR,BLS, ELVIS, ANYTHING BY GEORGE(TAKE UR PICK), ROBERT VAN WINKLE,THERE'S REALLY TO MUCH TO NAME SO BASICLY ANYTHING I CAN SHAKE MY ASS TOO.

Movies:

I LOVE SHREK, THE RINGER,WALK TO REMEMBER, MAN IN THE MOON,ELF,BROKEBACK,NOTEBOOK,HARRY POTTER,NIGHT AT THE ROXBERRY,HOW BOUT SOME WAYNE'S WORLD,YOU GOTTA HAVE GONE WITH THE WIND,OH AND SPACEBALLS,THE PRINCESS BRIDE,JOE DIRT "check one ..two"!. ANYTHING FUNNY,BUT NOT USUALLY TO "NORMAL" PEOPLE, BUT THEN AGAIN...THERE'S ALWAYS GAY PORN.

Television:

I like Buffy,Charmed, Angel, I also love old stuff like what's on Nick@Nite,or things from my childhood like The Golden Girls, Urkel, The Nanny. I love cartoons, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Drawn Together, King of the Hill, American Dad and all that crazy shit. I watch CSI, (all of them), Cold Case, Without a Trace, all of the "law" shows. I'll watch pretty much anything that will make you laugh.

Books:

I read a lotta dirty books does that count? I love swank!

Heroes:

BOB AND LARRY! PEE WEE Comment Buddy

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My Blog

SWIMMING POOL

Saturday morning ... Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob h...
Posted by ~STAMPED TRAMP~ on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:44:00 PST

BILLY

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children. So ...
Posted by ~STAMPED TRAMP~ on Tue, 30 May 2006 03:48:00 PST

CHECK OUT MY BABES....

THESE ARE SOME OF MY BABIES...  LOOKEM' UP! http://www.catster.com/?291420  POOTER AND FRIENDS... http://www.catster.com/?291432    SAMMIE SAM   http://www.catster.com/?2...
Posted by ~STAMPED TRAMP~ on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:05:00 PST