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mike

IDK -- My BFF Jill?

About Me

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My Interests

Music Movies Buckeye football Cleaning Buckeye basketball Guitar Clubbing Drinking Ladies of Tatoo Style Cooking Eating Drinking Pitying Fools Ohio State Graduating Downtown Pooping Writing Reading Poetry Creativity Dating Dancing Prentending Mistaking Joking Wraglin Forgetting Sleeping Napping Loving computerworship crazies popcorn

I'd like to meet:

Myself on ten year intervals starting from birth. "Hey there little Buckeye..." Myself when I blacked out the other night; "Mikey??" Green Ralfie?

Music:

The White Stripes. Cypress Hill. Biggie. Sublime. Darkness. Blur. Oasis. Weezer. Doves. Chemical Bros. Oukast. Beatles. Old Metallica. Snoop. Bone. Kanye. Slim Shady. Beck. Tenacious D be real mf. Alice in Chains. STP. Radiohead. Motown. Megadeath. Gorillaz. Beach Boys.

Movies:

Curse of the Wererabbit Pulp Fiction. Bowling for Columbine. Kill Bill Vol I. Batman (OG Burton). Babe Pig in the City. Starship Troopers. Leaving Las Vegas. The Matrix mamma. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. The Empire Strikes Back. Finding Nemo. Kung Fu Hustle. The Ring. Superman. Willow. Transformers the Movie. Donny Darko. Fight Club. Turkey of Tomorrow

Television:

Discovery. Law + Order. Boston Legal. Whales with Monkeys. Family Guy. Star Trek. Ren & Stimpy. Simpsons. Veronica. Black Mike and the White Rhinos. Seinfeld reruns. Star trek reruns. The Weezies. Conan O'Brien. Leno. NNN. Pumkin Pie. Local News PBS: no cable The Patrick J Finn show

Books:

Written on the Body. The Hot Zone. Beloved. Spanish/English Dictionary. Midnight's Children. Shelters of Stone.The Celestine Prophecy. So Far from God. Possibility of Being. Hip Hop Dictionary. Moor's last Sigh. The Bear and the Dragon. Hamlet. The Satanic Verses

Heroes:

MYSPACE:Listlessly I’ll glitterpimp myself, thank you Try to be my friendLittle People with no air to breath Hung up in orbit with the garbage Burning impossibly orange in space Too close to molten starsAddictive green thoughts radiate From the focus of my flattened temple Buzzing sirens sing my chosen pallet I am online nowMy profile lain out for you to frame Scroll up and down me you will Fondle my curious identity Taste my spirit in the other dimensionSee me rising against the blogger bends To the surface of the flood of heavenly people Above all the pictured people The bubbling of the finger collageThe crest of my wave – my naked wake Of masks and heaves and the stars For drowning hopes of flirts and tricks We love to say the dirty wordsYou devil you predator you dating show Yes, I’ll sell myself, thank you I am online now

My Blog

An insite into the Book of Priviliges

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Posted by mike on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST

Shoe Nazis

  I was at work the other day, in the grocery store (I no longer work there); minding my own business when two girls walked in: both white, both young, both blond, and both tan. These uniden...
Posted by mike on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

Hogs gone wild

It's been brought to my attention that its not cool to drive around campus yelling Plus- Size Models. With that said, I will defend our position. We do not simply target fat people to call Plus-Size ...
Posted by mike on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST

New Old Poems: A Late night email from Hanz Noah,

    Rubber Gloves and Flowers   Love Love Love lies abstracted Conform: to give yourself to someone Only then to take it back later Cheaterheartbreaker forevermine You are touched v...
Posted by mike on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

Curse of the man shadow...

 There he is, as always by her side, if not behind her. Chained up and cowering in her shadow, he is ruled by fear alone. His troubling behavior is marked by a singular willingness to follow he...
Posted by mike on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST

...A Festivus Miracle!!!

Gather 'round the Festivus Pole. We'll Air Our Grievances and celebrate the Holidays with Feats of Strength: Festivus for the Rest of Us.  Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a do...
Posted by mike on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:56:00 PST

Stupid Things to Say

"...to hide our addictions!"  Me, 01-13-2007 "I'm 'bout to eat Charlie's gravy!!" Danimal 12-16-2006 "Do that jello blunt!!!!" Riley 12-15-2006 "This new cell phone doesn't me feel gay. I feel te...
Posted by mike on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:47:00 PST

Hanz Noah Fane Original Myspace Poetry

  BUCKEYE RIOT (2001) Welcome girls and boys to Columbuzz O-H-I-O It's another mother fucking Buckeye Riot This sacred district will not be quiet Our stately partners have annexed our Bars So we...
Posted by mike on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:20:00 PST

Ugly Blog & Follow up...

         I was hunting for some fast food the other day when I came across an extremely ugly person. Stupid in the eyes, hairy with moles or warts, crooked...
Posted by mike on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:30:00 PST

You Know Who You Are Trenzel.

Hanz Noah Faeeine is not a real person. I made him up and I made up all of, er, most of our conversations. This is called, in literary terms, a persona. Look it up.   Bu...
Posted by mike on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST