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i cook the turkey with the penis's and vagini&

you start dying when your born, so make soemthing of it!!

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Online Status IconsLets see............I am the kind of person thats shy and quiet until you get to know me, then its a different story!! (lol) I am real down to earth and laid back. I have multipal veiws towards alot of things in life, I am a fair headed person and nonjudgemental! Anything you wanna know I'll tell you right to your face and not beat around the bush.Long story short, I grew up in a little christian town where everybody knows everybody and everybody is in everybody's business. (lol, true story) Then! the best thing happened to me..................I was introduced to Portland!! I swear it has changed my life for the better. (lol)After the whole Portland experience I told myself that I would move there one day and I did................after my parents kicked me out!! (lol, true story) Anyways, I now live in SE Portland where me and my husband share a quaint one bedroom apartment and have for the last six months...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: green, hazel, and a splash of yellow
Hair Color:: dirty blonde
Height:: 5"12
Favorite Color:: Purple
Screen Name:: pdxboy_86
Favorite Band::
Favorite Movie:: city of angels
Favorite Show:: family guy
Your Car:: trimet....lol
Your Hometown:: Silverton
Your Present Town:: Portland
Your Crushes First Name:: whoopie
Your Grade:: outta school
Your Style:: GAY!!
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: you know it
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes
Danced in a public place?: when i drink
Smiled for no reason?: constantly
Laughed so hard you cried?: all the time
Peed your pants after age 8?: i still do!!
Written a song?: never
Sang to someone for no reason?: nope
Performed on a stage?: last week
Talked to someone you don't know?: yesterday
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: all the time
Made out in a theatre?: yes and then some
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: yep
Been in love?: yes
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: john
Tell you, I love you?: john
Kiss you?: john
Hug you?: aimee
Tell you BYE?: amber
Write you a note?: aimee
Take your photo?: janelle
Call your cell phone?: john
Buy you something?: markissss
Go with you to the movies?: cody and john
Sing to you?: no one ever has
Write a poem about you?: never happend
Text message you?: markissss
Touch you?: john
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: today
Time you cried?:
Movie you watched?: lucky number slevin
Joke you told?: Q:whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Song you've sang?: red light special
Time you've looked at the clock?: 5 minutes ago
Drink you've had?: high rise
Number you've dialed?: 503 888 3419
Book you've read?: harry potter
Food you've eaten?: waffle with strawberries and whip cream
Flavor of gum chewed?: wintergreen
Shoes you've worn?: work shoes
Store you've been in?: safeway
Thing you've said?: fuck
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: i think so.......
Whistle?: no
Blow a bubble?: i can blow anything!!
Roll your tounge in a circle?: you know it
Cross your eyes?: they have been since i was born...
Touch your tounge to your nose?: ew!! no.. who would want to do that??
Dance?: i pretend to....
Gleek?: that is so nasty... would you want me to spit on you??
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: hell ya...
Speak a different language?: ya... english and fuckenease
Impersonate someone?: do it all the time
Prank call people?: usually do
Make a card pyramid?: yes
Cook anything?: i can cook up a storm..
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: president, things would be different...
I wish ...: i didn't have acne!!!
So many people don't know that ...: im gay!!
I am ...: a character...
My heart is ...: made outta gold
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I never know what or how to write what i want in these things!!!! But, i love spending time with my husband wether it's sitting at home watching a movie or going out n about. I also have a interest in drag, actually I could just call it my hobbie.....lol. I also like cooking, talking on the phone, music, outdors, ect.

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I not looking for dating, or any kind of relationships cause i am already in one and its fabulous. But i wouldn't mind meeting people on a friends basis. I want to meet the kind of of people who are going to be there for me. I don't like fake people or people that lie!! Why can't everyone just be themselves?Seriously! Have you ever made a friend, and he/she is the kind of friend that is going to tell you what you want to hear even if its not the truth? and use you for what you got until you don't have it anymore then he/she just dissappears and quits talking to you........... until you got it again and he/she wants to be your best friend all of a sudden.(its BS i know, but it happens to the best of us!) Well, I'm looking for the opposite. People that are that are going to tell me the truth no matter what, be there when i need them, cause thats the kind of person that i am. Now thats a friend!! and i would like to meet more of those. :)

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Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
The Basic Stuff
Name?: Evan Goldsby
Age?: 19
Height?: 5'10
Weight?: 145
Birthday?: 11-08-86
Birthplace?: Salem, OR
Current Location?: Portland,OR
School/Grade?: out
Zodiac Sign?: scorpio
Chinese Zodiac Sign?: tiger
Righty or Lefty?: righty
Haircolor?: dark blonde
Eyecolor?: green
Skin Color?: fair
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: divorced. 2 siblings. and disfunctional!!
Any Pets?: nope
If So What Are They?: na
Favorite Relative?: my uncle mark
Least Favorite Relative?: not sure yet...lol
What's Your Heritage/Race?: canadian-white
Political Affilation?: hell no
Love & Sex
Sexuality?: male
Are You In A Relationship Now?: yes
If So, With Whom?: John
For How Long?: going on 2 years
Are You In Love?: yes
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: yes
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: yes
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: 12
Virgin?: use to be..he he
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: 15
Was It Enjoyable?: it was alright
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: well i took the skin boat to tuna town...haha
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: on the neck
Best Love Quote?: you dont know what you have until you until you lose it.
Your Friends
Best?: amiee, cody, janelle, harley, jessica, my mum, markiss, krista, jersey
How Many Do You Have?: enough
More Guys Or Girls?: i would say its even
Love Them All?: with all my heart!!
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: yes
Oldest?: jessica
Newest?: janelle
Pen Pal?: nope
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: pencil
Flower: POWER!!
Pink: is perfect
Window: shopper
Heart: break
Mother: fucker
Bread: butter
Insane: ME!!
Sunglasses: never look good on me!!
Pimp: my ride
Cross: jesus
Lonely: sometimes
Car: wash
Music: nobody listens to techno
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?: briefs all the way
Thongs or G-Strings?: thongs
Shorts or Pants?: pants
Shoes or Barefeet?: shoes
Books or Movies?: movies
Night or Day?: night
Dark or Light?: both
Mountains or Beach?: depends
Snow or Sun?: both
Pepsi or Coke?: coke
Guys or Girls?: guys....HOT GUYS!!
Swim or Surf?: swim
For or Against
Gay Marriage?: FOR!!
Abortion?: depends on situation
Bush Getting Re-elected?: AGAINST!! THAT ASSHOLE!!
Suicide?: AGAINST
War?: depends
Pants?: OFF!! HE E
Clothes In General?: love em....................................off..lol
Penises?: are so hot!!
Favorites
Color?: purple and black
Number?: 8
Holiday?: x-mas
Season?: fall and summer
Movie?: last holliday, scary movie 2, connie and carla, priscilla queen of the desert, harry potter, white chicks, brokeback mountain, and city of angels.
Book?: harry potter...lol
Magazine?:
Food?: everything
Drink?: tea
TV Show?: golden girls
Song?: in the arms of an angel-sara mclachlan, red light special-TLC,i belive-fantasia,breath-faith hill,and hero- mariah carey
Band?:
Computer Game?: grand theft auto
Video Game?: final fantasy
Anime/Manga?:
Shirt?: american eagle
Pants?: american eagle
Actor?: brad pit, morgan freeman, and shawn connery.
Actress?: queen latifa
Singer?: sara mclachlan
Flower?: roses
Scent?: vanilla
Animal?: jack russel
Cookie?: chocolet
The Future
Want To Go To College?: yes
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: hair stylist
Want To Get Married?: yes
Want To Have Kids?: yes
What Would Their Names Be?: boy-riley girl-jade
How Many?: 2
Where Do You Want To Live?: Portland for now
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: canada
How Do You Want To Die?: in my sleep....
More Stuff About You
Piercings?: belly button
Tattoos?: nope
Smoke?: yes
Drink?: yes
Do Drugs?: hellll no
Skinny Dip?: yep
Greatest Fear?: spiders and losing my parents
Chocolate or Vanilla?: both
Go To Church?: nope, he kicked me out.
Religion?:
Scars?: none that really show
CDs Owned?: to many
Collections?: bags and cloths..lol
Like To Be Naked?: occasionally
Ever Eaten Sushi?: yep
An Entire Case Of Oreos?: with milk!!
Been On Stage?: yep
Danced In The Rain?: yep
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: and liked it
Weirdest Dream?: not sure
Best Dream?: won the lottery!!
Saddest Dream?: i lost my mum
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?:
Think You're Attractive?: kinda
Shoplifted?: once and i'll never do it again..
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: like what?
Weirdest Makeout Place?: under water
Like Thunderstorms?: sometimes
Favorite Shoes?: docs
Favorite Quote?: you dont know what you have until you lose it...
Best Advice Given?: live like your dying..
Worst Advice Given?:
Favorite Song Lyric?: i believe
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: live like your dying
Glad This Is Over?: kind of...lol
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