Matt Sprankle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

You want a secret? OK but i'm not prepared. I only came on this show to voice my aspirations for WORLD DOMINATION. I once sat on a bus and willed myself a menstrual cycle. I love toe cleavage. I once slept in a horse. It was quite roomy........ On second thought, it was the Ritz. I wrote "It's Raining Men"... or so the Christmas babies told me. I named my left testicle piss and my right testicle vinegar. I once made a Marzipan voodoo ephagy of the Fonz while I was in a coma after smoking some Bolivian prayer hash at Sammy Davis Jr.'s house. I'm the princess of Canada. Yeah. Although I can't officially back that up with paperwork.

My Interests

Kitesurfing, road biking, drinking beers and going sailing, world travel, organizing good times with good friends cut with booze.

I'd like to meet:

Old Friends and New Friends

Music:

Huge MP3 playlists made by Luke to be used as the soundtrack for multiple house parties. The mellow playlist is for the hangover. The "resort warm up mix" is for when the party is just getting started. ect.

Movies:

Magnolia; Star Wars; Super Troopers; Cool Hand Luke

Television:

The West Wing, CNN, Lost, Invasion and I secretly have a fetish for the new version of Battlestar Galactica but don't tell anyone.

Books:

Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse-Five; Camus: The Stranger, The Myth of Sisyphus; Hess: Narcissus and Goldmund, Siddhartha; Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye; Tolkien: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings; Douglas Adams: The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Heroes:

People who teach. People who are passionate. People who have changed my mind... and all of the scientists that worked to develop the birth control pill.