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Some people say they have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other...
I have a giggling idiot on one shoulder and a smirking cynic on the other.
I love wandering. Going to places I've never been before. I enjoy company of intellectuals, but I get along with just about anybody. I'm a social chameleon. I have a lot of useless knowledge. I have a lot of useful knowledge. I love to read. I love to listen to music. Puzzles are fun. Art exists in the most amazing places. I enjoy coffee-like beverages. I'm smarter then the average bear. I like jokes and comedy. I don't like watching bad things happen to good people, and will do anything in my power to help my friends. I admit that I have problems. I try to be honest with myself, and with others. People have called me Kra3zy Mike(the 3 is silent) since high school. Each for their own reasons. AIM = kra3zymike
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A few years ago, I took an online test looking at likelyhood of personality disorders. What better thing to put up on the profile of Kra3zymike? Low or moderate ratings mean that you are unlikely to have the disorder. High or very high means you are more likely to have the disorder
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Moderate
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Moderate
Antisocial : Low
Borderline : Low
Histrionic : Very High
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive : Low
-- Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Information --
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You scored as Industrial/Rivet-Head. You're a rivet-head. You like industrial music, warehouses, and you are a minion of the machines. Click on my name to take my other tests if you liked this one.
Industrial/Rivet-Head
67%
Death Rocker
58%
Perky Goff
54%
Old-school Goth
50%
Cyber-goth
50%
Fantasy Goth
50%
Anything-Goes Goth
46%
Romantic Goth
38%
Ethereal Goth
33%
Understanding Outsider
25%
Confused Outsider
17%
What subcategory of Goth best fits you?
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Random Quotes by Kra3zy
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All this thoughtful discourse is giving me indigestion.
I'd burn myself in effigy, but it wouldn't take away the pain. Maybe I'll burn you instead...
I think it's my purpose in life to die single at an old age after hurting many people with harsh words in response to their stupidity.
I was thinking of getting myself a girlfriend, but then I decided that I would do better saving the time by simply setting fire to large piles of cash.
If ignorance is bliss, than I am comfortably dumb...
Music soothes, delights, enrages, and pacifies the savage beast.
Just when you think you're getting ahead, That's when the world will help to put you in your place... You must be careful though to never think that you're alone...
Some people search for their soul and find true happiness... I searched for my soul and found rotten filth...
Someday, you'll look back on all of this and laugh very, very bitterly.
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Bad Poetry Corner
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The feeling goes away more and more
my body's cracked, my soul is tore
left as a shell and a pool on the ground
this dry husk of a planet is my burial mound
cut into pieces, my corpse was dismembered
by the flocking together of birds of a feather
they left me for dead, and they left me for not
How long does it take for a body to rot?
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Swings rock empty on rusted playgrounds
where entire worlds once existed
left in the quick departure of my inner child
It leaves me to ask where he went, and when is he coming back?
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Off to sleep a dreamless sleep,
something to let the night pass by.
Conserving the little strength I have
for what seems to be an eternity
With every single passing day
my strength gets stolen, socked away
By little pixies - not warm my dear
but cold within my memory
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Ok.. enough torturing you for now. Go bother someone else.
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