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Smoothula

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My Interests

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Movies:

I am the last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach, The Velvet Hammer, the Al-La-Bam-A Slam-a!I make things with juice and froth: the Pink Squirrel, the 3-Toed Sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy: The Iced Tea, The Kamikaze, The Orgasm, The Death Spasm, The Singapore Sling, The Dingaling.America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to got loaded, why don't you just order a shot? BAR IS OPEN!!!

Television:


Books:

Clark Patterson Corner - Chicago

Heroes:

My 3 lil nephews, gotta love the lil shits!