Tim - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Uhhhh, Im a zombie loving freak who is into movies (especially horror movies and I have a special fondness for the zombie genre) and music and video games.I fucking love video games. They are my number one hobby. Some people might say I waste too much time playing video games but isn't everything we do just a way to waste time until we get put into the ground?Yeah so there ya go."This isn't music and we're not a band, this is five middle fingers on a mother fucking hand."

My Interests

Logan Rocking out to AC/DC

Yet another video of Logan. This one is just ridiculously cute.

Logan - VERY HAPPY.

Bill Shatner performs Rocket Man.

Logan - 6 weeks old and in a good mood.

Existentialism, creative writting, music, film, computers, video games.

In the mid to late 90's I was a hard core raver. I was in a techno band called Freightliner that was pretty popular for a while here in Gainesville, FL. I'd like to use my production skills to write some tracks for some video games or something. I'm good with percussion, suck with melodies.

I'd like to meet:

Uhhh nobody really. I have a wife and a few real life friends and being a very solitary creature, I'm happy with what little social interaction I get. So if you are one of those people who just collects my space friends, DO NOT INVITE ME!!! Unless you love zombies then I guess it's ok.

HARDFLOOR. Still rocking it just like back in the day. And the video is awesome.

Hardfloor - The Trill Acid Theme
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My son.

Weird and Creepy Shit

Lego City Train : Station Accident

Music:

Against Me! Nic Armstrong, Beck, Beastie Boys, Blur, Butthole Surfers, Brazzaville, Cake, Charlie Hunter, Clutch (the best band currently making rock-n-roll) Faith No More, Franz Ferdinand, Foo Fighters, Gomez, Helemt, Gorillaz, Infectious Grooves, Interpol, Iron Maiden, Jack Johnson, Jane's Addiction, Johnny Cash, KMFDM, Kasabian, Korn, Kyuss, Led Zeppelin, Meat Beat Manifesto, Meat Puppets, Melvins, Modest Mouse, Morrissey, Mr. Bungle, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Prong, Queens of The Stone Age, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Rob Zombie (Educated Horses is fucking tight) Sandy Nelson, Santana, Scissor Sisters, Sevendust, She Wants Revenge, Slint, Soul Coughing, Soulive, Soundgarden, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stereo MC's, Sublime, Talking Heads, The Beatles, The Breeders, The Cult, The Dandy Warhols, The Mars Volta, The Misfits, The Presidents of The United States of America, The Sex Pistols, The Smiths, The Vines, The White Stripes, Thelonious Monk, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, Tomahawk (or anything remotely connected to Mike Patton) TOOL, Violent Femmes, Wilco, Yeah Yeah Yeahs... TO BE CONTINUED

Movies:

I'm in the process of databasing my extensive movie collection. You can view the incomplete list here.

Television:

I haven't watched a TV show in going on 9 years.

Books:

Just finished Choke, great fucking book. Trying to read The Wolves of Calla. The Dark Tower series is the best work Steven King has ever done, but I spend so much time playing video games I just don't have time to read like I should, I have a stack of other books I need to read including I Am Legend and The Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Also I am working my way through The works of Kafka and Karl Marx. The Communist Manifesto is one of the most underappreciated ..s in the history of man.

Heroes:

In the interest of being less negative I decided to add someone in this section.
Koji Igarashi.
If you are really interested Google him.

My Blog

Was life simpler?

So I’m driving home today with my MP3 player on random and "I Want to Disappear" from Marylin Manson’s Mechanical Animals album comes on and this vivid memory comes rushing back to me like...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:38:00 PST

Im not sure what came over me...

Dressed in black we move through the nightKeepin' to the shadows just outta sightYou will never hear us and your death will be violentMasters of the clandestine our movement is silentKatanas at ...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:57:00 PST

Heading out to the Great Northern Frontier...

Well, after nearly twenty years of coming to Gainesville to play and calling it my stomping grounds or living here and calling it home, I will soon be departing for the Great Northern Frontier; in oth...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:43:00 PST

The Last Truck Stop Before Hell - 1.3

The Truck Stop itself was just like any other truck stop you might see along the side of the road. A small, nondescript, concrete block building perched upon a precipice overlooking The Valley o...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:41:00 PST

The Last Truck Stop Before Hell - 1.2

And so, there she would sit, muttering, occasionally dozing off only to be startled awake by the sound of someone pounding on the juke box with their fist in an angry, impatient attempt to get the mus...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST

The Last Truck Stop Before Hell 1.1

Madam Tourmaline was a prostitute at the Last Truck Stop Before Hell. Long past her prime she hadn't had a client in over twenty seven years. Dressed in a musty, blood red flapper dress, r...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:36:00 PST

???

Who then now is the pallbearer? Who is the mortician or the embalmer? Who will have their sticky hands on you in death? One must see the box from the inside to appreciate how comfortable the cabinet r...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:44:00 PST

The subconscious manifests itself in strange ways&

Ok so I haven't really given my impending fatherhood much thought. I mean yeah I've thought about it but it's not a big deal. I'm going to try to take the same laid back approach to raisin...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST

Who's ya daddy?

Or more accurately, who's gonna BE a daddy? Well it appears the answer to that question would be me. While we haven't been to the doctor to confirm yet, all signs point to "yes." We got su...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:13:00 PST

CLUTCH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally something worth blogging about. Clutch (my most favortite band os ALL TIME) is playing at the Social in Orlando March 3rd. The stars are finally in line for me to see them as this ...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST