this is why i am |
Guy Speak: Trash-talking
Oh, give us the chance, and we'll jab and hook and right-cross our friends with jokes about their weight, their hair, their idiocy in relationships, their mother, their golf s...
Posted by El Machete! on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST |
vacation! |
today vacation starts! i am going on vacation and i am going to do nothing! it's just what i always wanted to do.life has been strange lately, really strange. i think i'm into one of my brief stints o...
Posted by El Machete! on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:27:00 PST |
slow |
it's really slow at work today and i made the mistake of listening to ben folds. he always puts me in a weird mood. it's like i don't feel, not sad, happy... nothing. hmmmmmmmm. weird. maybe it's beca...
Posted by El Machete! on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST |
THE TRUE LOVE THAT EXIST |
AS HE DROVE AWAY HE KNEW HE WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME. WATCHING THE TOWN SHRINK IN HIS REARVIEW MIRROR AS HE DROVE HE FELT A WAVE OF RELIEF WASH OVER HIM.
"MAYBE I SHOULD TURN BACK." HE TOLD HIMSELF.
H...
Posted by El Machete! on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST |
the gospel of brandon. |
brandon kicks ass. football, baseball, basketball, throwing a football at a trash can, singing, collecting quarters, comedy, spanish, sex, really gay sex, push ups, snipe hunting, boxing, talking to w...
Posted by El Machete! on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST |
blog your ass off!!! |
I decided to start blogging. Mostly because it sounds like a cool dance move.
"hey what's up Troy, what are you doin there?"
"nothin' just bloggin!"
"can you teach me that?"
"no, no i can't."
ok, that...
Posted by El Machete! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST |
touche price mart! |
i think i'm finally growing up and it sucks. i used to never think of the future, or a career. now it's all i think about it's like i'm planning. planning for what? death? who knows? whatever i'm plan...
Posted by El Machete! on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST |
question marks, not just for questions anymore? |
i recently read an interesting post in which question marks were used as the only puncuation? i thought it was weird? who knows though, do you! well i just thought that was interesting?
Posted by El Machete! on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:17:00 PST |
good bye balls, i won't need you now! |
have you or someone you know been notebooked? men between the ages of eighteen and forty have been suffering from this affliction all over the world in recent times.let me explain. first your girlfrie...
Posted by El Machete! on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST |
deadliest catch |
i've recently became obsessed with this show deadliest catch. i don't really know why, but if it's on, i can't leave the couch. i got stuck watching a marathon of this fucking show the other day....
Posted by El Machete! on Sat, 13 May 2006 08:27:00 PST |
