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About Me

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Heyyy kids! The name is Stephanie :-)
Nicknames include (but are not limited to) Steph, Stephy, Stefania/Lasagna, Phoebe, Skullette I'm 23, currently live in Rochester, NY I'm a rather open book, you can ask me just about anything and I will be 100% honest with you
The only thing is....ya gotta ask me if ya wanna know. I don't always jump out with the answer
Multi-Talented. I love to learn something new every day, I'm 120% open to new experiences.
LOVE traveling
I'm VERY perverted and sarcastic. So if you're a goody goody person, my sailors mouth will not please you
I'm respectful around my elders! Unless they shop at Bon-Ton that is
Currently working 2 jobs:
ADT (yes, the security company) ~40-50 hrs/wk
Bon-Ton (the motha fuckin TON) ~20-25 hrs/wk
So yes....it definitely makes for a very long week.
I'm very personable, I'm sassy, I don't change who I am or how I act depending on where I am or who I'm talking to
(As a hint, this is a pet peeve of mine)
~ Strong willed
~ Mostly independent
If given the choice between working a job I love that pays nothing, and working a job that I hate but it makes me rich....I'd choose the first job. Honestly.
lovelovelovelovelovelove music *heart*
The Offspring is my FAVORITE band, I got to meet them at Warped tour 04! :-D
I like rock music best, but I'm a huge music mutt.
I love being with my friends, but I don't mind what we do. I like going out to rock shows, going to clubs, to just laying low
RUM AND COKE!!!
I have THE world's best cousin, although scientific facts have proven her to be a pancake-tit hooker. (Love you Sarah!)
"Over protective" of my family doesn't even cover the half of it
I HATE people that brag
I don't mind being proud of you for having nice things
But if you start putting down others to make yourself and your possessions look better
I'm not gonna give a shit anymore.
I'm really not afraid to be honest, so don't take it personally, I try to be nice and fair with judgement calls
If I think you're dumb, chances are I'll let you know first
I'm A-N-A-L about spelling. I can't help it!!!
Typical Italian female sometimes
I do love my pasta!
This sounds retarded and cliche...but I love to laugh. Something is always making me chuckle
ADD + Dyslexia = Me =)
LOW maintenance
For the record....I'm not easily swayed into relationships. I don't date people so I can get to know them. AKA yes, you ARE going home alone tonight. Sorry I'm not easy!
I want/need a guy that almost cares about me as much as i care about them, I have this trend of dating guys that don't put in a lot of effort. Kinda hoping to break that mold.
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i lovers you too judi!
3 my babys momma hahahaha

My Interests

Thing that make me laugh:

I'd like to meet:

Just about anyone that has the right intentions.
I have a knack for entering a room and having 10 new friends within half an hour.
I like nerdy people to be honest. Some people mock nerds, I embrace them, they're uber smart.
If you can stand in a puddle full of yourself and not get your feet wet, we were not meant to be friends.
Not a big fan of cocky people
I hate it when people brag about how "well" their jobs pay. It's almost like they expect me to care?
Your fancy THINGS don't make up for the lack of....
...character
...brains
...moral standings
...ability to spell
...times you've told the truth

However, I'd like to meet a guy. Perhaps someone as easy going as I am, spontaneous, not a hermit, and can understand where I've come from in life and be OK with the fact that I have a lot of guy friends. Being accepting of my nerdy/dorky/clumsy side is good and having great arm muscles certainly never hurt. Inquire within.
From a guys' standpoint, you can tell you've made an imrepssion on me when I studder and get really nervous, often times saying the first thing that comes to my mind and typically....no, it doesn't make sense. I'm usually really calm in front of people so when I'm running around my house pulling out my hair cuz some cutie is coming my way...yeah, you've definitely got your foot in the door.

Music:

All Time Low
The Offspring Incubus
Diffuser
Evanescence
Paramore
Kelly Clarkson
Christina Aguilera
Linkin Park
Seether
Fall Out Boy
Gym Class Heroes
Papa Roach
Static X

Current CD in my car
(Which proves how much of a music mutt I am)
1) 12 Stones - Broken
2) O-Zone - Numa Numa
3) Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss
4) America, Fuck Yeah!
5) Yellowcard - Life of a Salesman
6) Ying Yang Twins - Get Low
7) Aerosmith - Rag Doll
8) Diffuser - Here's to You
9) This Day and Age - Slideshow
10) Diffuser - I wonder
11) Diffuser - Get It On

Movies:

I HARDLY watch movies, so my list of favs isn't very big....

Anchorman
40 Year Old Virgin
Van Wilder
Talladega Nights
300
Anastasia
Chicago
Moulin Rouge

Television:

25 Examples Of Ownage Genius !
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See more like this on kontraband.com
MXC!!!
Flava of Love
I Love New York
Charm School
Garfield
Family Guy

Books:

Classical Gods and Heroes (Myths as Told by the Anchient Authors) -- Rhoda A. Hendricks
Dream Book (An Anthology of Writings by Italian American Women) -- Helen Barolini
Mechant of Venice -- Shakeaspeare
Mythology -- Edith Hamilton
Oddyssey -- Homer
Twelfth Night -- Shakespeare

Currently in LOVE with anything written by Augusten Burroughs. (The author of the book that turned into the movie "Running with Scissors"). He's absolutely awesome and is coming out with a new book on April 29th! Yayyyy!!!

Yes. I DO realize I'm the only person in this world that ever reads anymore.....

Heroes:

This one is complicated. I've never really had anyone that did anything great. But if I had to give out a substantial kudos to anyone, it'd be my grandmother and grandfather Wilcox.
Grandpa Wilcox was a POW in WW2 Stalag. They were forced to march miles upon miles everyday to get to their camp, and once there my Grandpa along with his comrades made this invention. They created this radio out of scratch to communicate with whoever. But in order to not let the guards catch on, they flipped it to look like a chess board on the other side to play on during the day, and at night they would try to radio in for help.
Grandma Wilcox - Pretty much just my angel without wings. She never took anyone for granted, she always helped out as much as she could and she always believed in doing the right thing for someone. Loved every single member of the family, and as I'm now finding out, was also quite the perverted, foul mouthed little woman too.
So at least I know where I get it from, lol.
RIP to you both :-*

My Blog

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i sit here, lonely as everand ponder what life could meanhow i can feel something right at the get-gohow i knew at the very first "hello"i wish i could indugle in the why'swhy the strings are hard to ...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:22:00 PST

Pictures say a thousand words...and then some

**ok, so i came across some pictures. mostly halloween and junk but they're pretty random and umm....i havent laughed this hard in a while. here we go!Old school pic but its night like the...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:26:00 PST

We did WHAT last night?!

**yet again it was another eventful night at the bar. pretty much in honor of how much boys suck me and amanda williams decided it was a great oppurtunity to get just....wasted. surprise!!...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST

Words of the week!!!

**Just so we can all remember the awesome words I put into my AIM profile, I'm going to start putting them in here :-) enjoy your new vast vocabulary!!!Dipsomania (n.) - An insatiable craving for...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:19:00 PST

Sarah's graduation, Skully's bday and Amanda's bday

**as promised...here are my freshly uploaded bath of pics, i even sharpened them for everyone!Sarah and her Aunt...I think?IT'S THE FUCKING CONE!!! Sarah got a little excited hahaSarah and her f...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

For those who intend to be 21 years of age by this summer :-)

**Hey everyone, my lush side came out and I think in celebration of our aging times and in the name of togetherness.... we need to get a group of boys and girls that are 21 by mid july.**Basical...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 03:31:00 PST

ah haha the cutest thing by my little brother

**i'm sitting at my computer desk at home and i found this thing written by my little brother (hes 10) for school....read Where will I be when i'm 25?when i'm 25 i'm proubly doing a lot of stuff.i'll ...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:00:00 PST

Graffiti night second round!

**well, that time of the semester has come around and psi delta omega has had yet another graffiti party. Not only did i get my shirt signed, but i got my left butt cheek signed too in favor of ...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 10:37:00 PST

I wanna be cool and copy sarah!

**ok, so sarah mondy made a myspace blog called "50 things about me" and i kinda giggled while reading it and i realized...making stuff like this, and reading stuff like that about others makes you a ...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:56:00 PST

italian is my favorite colloorr

**well, i found this little piece of paper in my dorm room tonight, i frgot i had brought it here....its basically a bunch of italian sayings that my highschool teacher (Mrs Monaco, the sole reason wh...
Posted by Stefania Lasagna on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:43:00 PST