Do. |
I've recently been in a few social situations with perfect strangers where the inevitable, perfectly polite, terrifying question gets asked: "So, what do you DO?"Now, for most normal people, this is n... Posted by Jessica on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:40:00 PST |
Merry Christmas, me! |
On a side bar to their article about Joss Whedon's new Fox series (I know, right? Holy shit! Faith! Helo! Fred!),Entertainment Weekly informed me that Joss is also working on......wait for it...A web ... Posted by Jessica on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:37:00 PST |
Whale Watch 2008 |
Okay, so the only good part about Britney's guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother last night was the fact that she wanted a Fudgie the Whale wedding cake. That was awesome. Everything else she did... Posted by Jessica on Tue, 13 May 2008 02:46:00 PST |
JJ Abrams, please take over. |
You know what would be so freaking cool? If life had flash-forwards, like on Lost. Seriously, if that zoom-y music would just kick in every once in a while and show me some random tidbit from my futur... Posted by Jessica on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:00:00 PST |
Burning question. |
Okay, so is it gross to drink milk directly out of the carton even if you live alone and there is absolutely zero chance that anyone will ever drink from that same carton?These are the important issue... Posted by Jessica on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:50:00 PST |
The Wasted Windshield |
Okay, to add yet another incident to my very own personal Series of Unfortunate Events...I walked out of my apartment yesterday afternoon at 6.30pm to head into my show and discovered that four of my ... Posted by Jessica on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:07:00 PST |
Cats 2: Macavity gets tutored! |
Apparently Andrew Lloyd Webber needs a new pool or something because he is writing... wait for it... a sequel to Phantom of the Opera.What? No no no no no no no no no no no no no.No.That is just WRONG... Posted by Jessica on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:14:00 PST |
Briefly. |
The principle of Occam’s Razor says: "All other things being equal, the simplest solution is the best."Dear Mr. Occam,Fuck you and your razor. You’re an idiot.Sincerely,Me.... Posted by Jessica on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:24:00 PST |
Just like your favorite tv comedies, my blog is back! |
New off-site blog posted.Nothing to get your panties in a twist over, though.CLICK HERE... Posted by Jessica on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:31:00 PST |
Its dot com! |
New Blog(link no work? try http://web.mac.com/jessica.austgen/Site_2/Blog/Entries/2008/
1/28_I'm_dot-com.html)Its mainly about how I made a website, which has the BEST PICTURE EVER on it.... Posted by Jessica on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:53:00 PST |