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...robby...

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i want to buy a bb gun but i am desperately afraid of the lack of control i am sure to exhibit with said weapon in my hands. i am mischievous and i like to pretend that i am very charming. i used to be a very dirty hippie, but all of that is hidden away in my dark, torpid and illustrious past. i shower every day and pretend to hate patchouli. i am also a selfish prick according to several ex-girlfriends. Thursdays make me miserable so i try to enjoy mondays.

My Interests

surfing, smoking, coffee, quitting smoking, ashtanga yoga, guitar, smelling stuff, jumping, looking, tasting, hardwood floors, geodesic domes, nanostructured titanium

I'd like to meet:

When you have no one, no one can hurt you
when you have no one, no one can hurt you
In the corners there is light
that is good for you
and behind you, I have warned you,
there are awful things
Will you miss me when I burn,
and will you eye me with a longing
it is longing that I feel
to be missed for, to be real
When you have no one, no one can hurt you
when you have no one, no one can hurt you
Will you miss me when I burn,
and will you close the others' eyes,
it would be such a favor if you would blind them
There is absence, there is lack
there are wolves here abound
You will miss me when I turn around
When you have no one, no one can hurt you
when you have no one, no one can hurt you

--thanks will

Music:

wilco, modest mouse, will oldham, phish, any sappy 80's love ballad

Movies:

love actually, girl interrupted, terms of endearment, sleepless in seattle (no just kidding girl movies suck worse than crappy acts of sexual depravity)

Television:

television also sucks worse than crappy aforementioned acts of sexual depravity

Books:

the list is stupidly long - a sampling of authors might work here-- frank herbert, t.c. boyle, david foster wallace, george r. r. martin, david sedaris. i read a lot - usually two or three books a week and three or four books at a time.

Heroes:

goldie hawn, dogs who hump other dogs, dogs who hump people, dogs who hump inanimate objects, dogs who hump LARA, dogs who hump lizards, mustard, dogs who hump fire.