Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!!

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About Me

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Get your layout at zSIFT.comtrait snapshot:messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter cultureOh, about me; I'm pretty cool.

My Interests

Music, theatre, playing bass, learning guitar, pretending to play drums, going out and singing somewhere, being naked is fun, I'd like to find an effective way to quit smoking without turning into a complete ass-munch

I'd like to meet:

Your Political Profile:
Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Music:

SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO. My boy, Sami J, is one of the main DJs on Maxim Radio 108 on Sirius Satellite, and goddamn is it great. Awesome music everywhere I turn, no matter my mood. I'm real eclectic, and it's just perfect for me.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, A Knight's Tale, Spaceballs, Saw, a ton of others, but I ain't rattling off my collection (Ok, ok, Ice Age and The Emporer's New Groove are awesome too).

Television:

West Wing, scrambled porno (Ad libbing lines, such fun), SportCenter, Comedy Central... flipping through, football.

Books:

Shel Silverstein and Shakespeare... I'm a weird motherfucker.

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

Goth kids don't like me

I pissed off a 13 year old goth girl online today.Apparently, my page isn't cool enough for her.You know what's fun? Making fun of emo teens for this shit.I suggest, whenever you are having a bad day...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

What a difference a tree makes...

You know, I've been a little depressed lately.I'm real low on funds, and no work is available to me right now. The bills keep coming, but the checks don't. This makes me sad.Then, today, I bought a ...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:26:00 PST

Work

So, here I am, finishing my first week in Jersey City (and New York City), and looking back at where I am and where I will be. It's funny, because I always had a little dream of being in NYC and work...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST

I'm goin' back to Cali... wait... WHAT!?!?

Ok, sooo... Where do we start, here?My life, right now.My wife and I are set to have our first child in February. It's unbelievable, I can't believe I'm gonna be a father.I can barely take care of m...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:48:00 PST

Management

Ok, so here's the thing. I've always liked music. I'm pretty much square with the fact that I'll never be a rock star (unless they hold season 3 of that tv show 'rock star' in which case I'm fuckin ...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:48:00 PST

How many englishes can we speak?!?

Your Linguistic Profile::50 Now, is it just me, or am I missing about 5% of my language in that quiz?...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:52:00 PST

lucky day my ass...

Once you are tagged you *MUST* write a blog about your 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next six people to be tagged and list their names. D...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST

And who is this guy?

My name: Bob Who is the love of my life: Porn Where did we meet: In Singles topics Take a stab at my middle name: Jake How long have you known me: a couple of dyas When is the last time...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:34:00 PST

And what about Jess

My name: Bill Marks Who is the love of my life: Dany Where did we meet: LTC show of footloose or carnival Take a stab at my middle name: Lawrence? How long have you known me: about 6 years...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 05:35:00 PST

Meg's views on me

My name: Bill Who is the love of my life: Your wife Where did we meet: who me or your wife? we met outside the student center Take a stab at my middle name: how am i supposed to know How l...
Posted by Porno Bill's ON FIRE!!! on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST