I like to take pictures and sometimes, I like to pretend I'm roller skating in my kitchen when I have socks on. I love to order room service when I travel. I like to scribble notes on dinner napkins and leave them in random places for people to find, and I might even write a love note for a complete stranger who catches my fancy. I am looking for a place who's bartender has mastered the art of making a perfect martini.
My job requires a bit of special devotion. I stand on a corner with a tube top, stiletto heals, and wear shorts that ride up my arse. My arms get tired from holding that car wash sign with this week's discount.