JOSEPH "VON MONSTERSTEINER" ADAMS

I'd like to meet:

Music:

You Are 85% Redneck
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
There ain't no redneck like you. How Redneck Are You?
You Are Batman
Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night.
And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys! What Superhero Are You?
You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are 100% Tortured Genius
You totally fit the profile of a tortured genius. You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island. Are You a Tortured Genius?
You Are 68% Democrat
You have a good deal of donkey running through your blood, and you're proud to be liberal.
You don't fit every Democrat stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Democrat party. How Democrat Are You?
You Are Most Like Bill Clinton
No doubt, your legacy may be a little seedier than you'd like.
But even though you've done some questionable things, you're still loved by almost all. What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

Movies:

Well, first of all show support for Solomon Mortamur's movie "IT CAME FROM TRAFALGAR"...I am an honored member of his league of Extraordinary artist!! The original Frankenstein and The Bride of Frankenstein....with Boris Karloff,The Mummy with Boris KarloffDracula,with Bela Lugosi,The original night of the living dead,the original dawn of the dead,day of the dead,return of the living dead 1,2,and 3....tarman rules "BRAAAIINS" the original texas chainsaw massacre....i own the three original movies like I do all these other movies but I love ttcm 1 and 2 more than I care for 3.If I was hacked up I hope to be killed by leather face.Evil dead 1 and 2 and Army of Darkness.I liked house of a 1000 courpses Bill Mosley keeps getting more fun,and The devils Rejects....as always Sid Haig makes the Joker look like a wussy.The original King Kong,Clash of the Titans,the original The Little Shop of Horrors,The Masque of the Red Death,I like Tom Savini's Night of the living dead too.Tom Savani is awesome..The original planet of the apes return to the planet of the apes escape from planet of the apes.I was dissapointed in Tim Burton when he remade planet of the Apes....it sucked.He should make a sequel to beetle juice and call it the bride of beetle juice.Iloved his nightmare before Christmas and Batman the 1989, but he killed the joker....that sucked.The Batman begins movie is my all time batman favorite movie and the one based on the show with Adam West and Burt ward is my second favorite Batman.....I love Adam West pop belly and bad lines....He is awesome,the exorcist,polterguist,The original star wars trilogy,Tron,The black hole The war of the worlds not the new one....duh!I like all the abbott and costello meet movies.The original wolfman,The classic of classics the silent movie of metropolis,Have you ever seen alfred hitchocks silent movies i saw this one i forgot the name of it but it was good,i love duel with dennis weaver,oh speaking of killer rigs....i love maximum overdrive....they had the baddest soundtrack...The Godfather,scarface,the stuff,pulp fiction another awesome soundtrackresvior dogs,kill bill part 1,all the star trek movies...exspecially the ones with the original cast.the princess bride it had some good lines,i hate fred savage until i saw him play a true story of a guy with muscular dystrophy....i have muscular dystrophy...i admit...he was convincing,i could go on forever...i love the hammer films too....Anything with Clint Eastwood Except bridges of Madison County...theres more i could list maybe next time....One very important note: I would like to pay my respects to Mr. Samuel Fuller, he was one of the finest directors that ever graced the cinema arts.

Television:

Favorite shows ......dukes of hazzard i met john snyder really cool guy and he has a lovely mother...tom wopat.....well lets say im glad bo was my favorite duke i wasnt impressed with tom....the nicest cast member i met was Sonny Shroyer better known as enos...he was a true gentlemen...i like him even more after meeting him he was really awesome guy......but the one i enjoyed seeing the most was 01 the general lee...awesome replica car.i got to see them in renfro valley.My other favorite show only lasted 13 episodes...it was called street hawk...awesome show too bad it was cancelled.i love the a team i named my pet hamster b.a baracus....i loved watching snl and night flight...anyone remember commander usa that dude and joe bob briggs got me addicted to those b-movies...but i thought commander usa was cooler than superman....i love bozo the clown too..gi joe...green acres ...the munsters...the addams family charles addams was a great cartoonist....look in the bookstore for his works...if you love the far side like i do and the addams family you will love the addams family creator charles addams.the andy griffeth show,i love lucy,the phil silvers show,leave it to beaver...i love beaver...ernie kovaks show...he was a genius...i loved i dreamed of jenny ..gilligans island..Star trek (original series is my favorite) batman,the incredible hulk,twilight zone,snl,south park...i have seen every brady bunch show but i didnt like it...harharhar...i needed the family values and guidance the simpsons..family guy i like adult swim except some of those anime shows. well i wrote enough ...and heehaw

Books:

i've read lots of Louis lamour books he is one of my favorite writers and all sorts of other westerns,bram strokers dracula,mary shellys frankenstein.The oddeysey.,a prayer for owen meany ...john irving rocks!!!They turned the book, "A Prayer for Owen Meany" into a movie titled"Simon Birch" I saw the movie after I read the book...no comparison...BUY THE BOOK DO NOT WATCH THE MOVIE!!!.. my most favorite i got to read some of the manuscript to a new book from a very talented writer her name is michelle ...shes gonna be a best seller one day. I do read the Holy Bible too (praise God) Kjv is my Bible of choice MY FAVORITE VERSE: I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. Philippians 4:13 kjv

Heroes:

My heroes have always been cowboys!