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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Burritos, bikes and beer. Oh and books. I also update the good old blogorino pretty regularly, so feel free to check out the raditude. Shit is intense. SEXFACE RULEZ!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who understands my infinite being.

My Blog

Guess What Dudes?

I just made an extra special mixtape for yall, but you have to go to the real blog to get it. Got ya!
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:53:00 GMT

Rear

Flight attendant butt is not what it used to be. Anyone who has flown southwest knows what I am talking about. Holler at me, pleated khaki shorts! I have to wonder though, what came first the mom-butt...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:49:00 GMT

So the Yacht Thing Didnt Really Work Out

But I did eat a shitload of crab. Those Marylandonians (?) stick the stuff literally everywhere, you can't escape it. I will tell you all about it, but I thought that first I would break you off with ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:44:00 GMT

I Am in Maryland Writing a Post About 50 Cent

This is the new artdone by Takashi Murakamifor Kanye's album which is slated to drop (that means be released) Sep. 11. Apparently, what our nation most desperately needs to heal our collective wound...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:11:00 GMT

Not That Jordy

I sincerely wish that this post was about StarTrek barrier-breaker Jordy LaForge. But its not, it is in fact about something far more amazing than a guy from the future who is blind but can see when w...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:58:00 GMT

The Salmon Dance

Last night I had a long, protracted dream about jellyfish. How fitting that I found this on my computer this morning. Oh yeah!Are you joking me, you are still checking this pile? Why aren't...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:40:00 GMT

Party Poopers Rejoice

Does your neighbor party naked and shit happens? Or does he make lewd comments at your dog? Or are you just a scrooge and you hate it when other people get laid? Great news! Now, with Rotten Neighbor ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:57:00 GMT

Our Government is Some Pimps

FOX news just won in court, claiming that it is their first amendment right to be chock-full of horse shit.In other FOX-related news...Bill O'Reilly's game is worse than mine! Holy christ, t...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:39:00 GMT

NEW BLOG, DONT HATE PARTICPATE, ADSJLHK";;!!

Guess what, everyboddeeee?!Can't guess?Oh.Well, due to an irreconciliable difference between myself and the myspace blog editor thingy, I have started a new and improved and at least three times more ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:47:00 GMT

Treat yourself

Got linked to this shit thanks to the homies at Lords of Apathy, check their GIF game, it is on point.WET CAT BLOG, DUNNY!Its almost the first of tha month...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:39:00 GMT