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heath

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About Me


I am firmly against all things Bush... Reggie, Dubya, and Pubic Hair.

PLACES ON THE WEB YOU SHOULD VISIT

The three pics below are links to my favorite sites on the internet. You should click on them because I have a really good sense of humor.

HEATH'S PICTURE AREA

My Interests

love hanging out with peyton. i'm in the gym a lot and everything else depends on the season... summer is softball, mountain biking, and wakeboarding. winter is basketball and more mountain biking. so yeah, i guess i like athletics... but don't judge me poindexter... i am very deep and mysterious.

I'd like to meet:



Do not ask me to chat. That is ghey. If you are looking for a pen pal I suggest you click HERE.

If you are a woman and have read the book "he's just not that into you....", do not mention it to me. If I have to listen to you tell me "I should read it...." or "I just got done reading it..." I am going to grab the nearest sharp object and stab you. I'll save you some time. You'll know when "I'm not in to you" when we are out and I leave you without a ride home after you mention this assclown's book.

And I don't want to hear about "a million little pieces" either. My story and most of my friend's stories kicks that million little pieces guy's story's ass.

Having said all that, there are a few people that I would like to meet. We can start with the two Al's.

Jourgensen andSistani

One is in the ministry and one is Ministry. .

Music:

lots of different stuff, but mostly electronic and older stuff. drum and bass, breakbeat, punk (real punk), and all derivatives of the pixies. keeping it underground bitches.

I also have a mancrush on high contrast.i created a few music sites so i could add music to my profile that isn't on myspace.

there is a My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult (America's Most Dangerous Cult) page. you can "be one of us" by clicking HERE . i made a page for The Cult. if you like them you can click HERE . i have two pages with various electronic shit. some really old stuff, and some brand new stuff. you can visit those pages HERE and HERE . if you are really cool and super hardcore, then you probably used to listen to Messiah. You can check out my 1994 Messiah page HERE . i have a site with various 80's and 90's underground punk/rock shit. you can go to that site by clicking HERE . i also made a Pixies site. If you don't like the Pixies you are probably borderline retarded or tone deaf. You can go to my Pixies site HERE . oh then there is there super underground old school breakbeat KICKIN label, but if your computer doesn't have bass you might as well not even click HERE .

Movies:


If you haven't seen City of God, then you should. This is Little Ze, Bitches, and he is running this slum.
Garden State was great, but there aren't any very cool sites related to it... so here is the fansite.
Red Dawn was an awesome movie when I was in Elementary school. The threat of the communist invasion was real man! and who better to take on the Russian army, but some local high school kids. Now the movie's greatness exists in the fact that anyone could have ever taken this movie seriously. In the words of the downed pilot turned leader....
"All that hate is going to burn you up!"
Office Space is all time MVP. Click this picture to hear "Oh" face.
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man." - Lawrence. Click on Lawrence to go to the best Office Space fan site.
Better Off Dead is tits. As Maddox would say... Packing this much Awesome in one movie was unprecedented. You can go to a badass Better Off Dead fan page by clicking HERE . You can click on the picture of Lane above to hear a clip of Charles.
My Flixster

Television:


Favorites are Real Time with Bill Mahr, The Wire, The Daily Show, and This Week with George Stephonopolousues. Like I can spell that.

Robert Tilton. Maybe one best TV personalities to come along in my lifetime. I searched extensively for clips of him speaking in tongues, which is really funny, but someone started editing his videos with farts (as if they weren't funny enough by themselves) to entertain all of you retards, so now the stupid fart video is the only thing you can find when search for Pastor Tilton. i can tell you that watching him while tripping acid is a memory burned into my consciousness until the end of time.

Welcome to democracy bitches. Click on John to see badass videos of my favorite show.

Heroes:

jermaine and bret

My Blog

dp, thanks for the memories

i kind of made a promise to myself that i wouldn't put a bunch sooner football stuff on my page.  just didn't want to make this a sports page.  but i am a big sooner fan and i recently saw t...
Posted by heath on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST

TED: ideas worth spreading

i was referred to www.ted.com to hear richard dawkins lecture on militant atheism.  i am by no means an athiest, but i am always interested in hearing the debate of religion vs. science.   d...
Posted by heath on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

i'm getting so

fucking old it is ridiculous.after doing something bad to my knee and foot last night (i'm not sure what yet because i haven't went to the doctor) that hurts like a motherfucker, i started to look bac...
Posted by heath on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:14:00 PST

american hardcore

so i'm watching "american hardcore" tonight in my hotel room.  pretty nice documentary for fans of hardcore punk.  some great profiles and history of bands like bad brains, minor threat, SSD...
Posted by heath on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:11:00 PST

DJ _____

New Rule:You aren't allowed to put DJ in front of your myspace name unless you actually have a residence somewhere.  Lately it seems no matter who's profile I look at I see DJ Jimmy or DJ Crack'i...
Posted by heath on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

dubya

anyone who knows me knows i think that dubya might be the worst president in the history of the united states.  but not only have some of his decisions and appointments as president been truly aw...
Posted by heath on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

hoop it up

"hoop it up" was really cool.  and by cool i mean completely ridiculous.  paying 140 dollars to essentially get kicked in the nuts, spit on, and laughed at is not what i had in mind for this...
Posted by heath on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:29:00 PST

heaths

so i decided to take a look at all the people named heath on myspace to ensure i am indeed the coolest heath i know.  i've known a couple of heaths growing up, both were pretty decent guys all th...
Posted by heath on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

it's getting hot in here....

well, if you have watched the news or been doing anything relevant for the last 15 years you probably have heard of global warming.  chances are you probably believe it is happening right now.&nb...
Posted by heath on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST

lack of vision

as much as the founders of CA have helped in the recovery of thousands of addicts with specific identification and by continuing to use the plan of recovery in the BB.... there was a serious lack of v...
Posted by heath on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:15:00 PST