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Guitar Slinger

When we Fire that motor it goes Rat-ta-tat-tat-tat

About Me


I created my own profile usingYet another revision, less all the faux philisophical bullshit. I'm 26, From Massapequa NY. I'm a total elitist, and yes, I will probably think that I am better than you. And on that note, I'll probably be right. I'm probably one of the most intelligent people you will ever meet, but as perspicacious as I am, I'm also one of the most bitterly sarcastic individuals on the face of the planet. If I like you, and you can keep my interest or be of some value to me, then I am the best person to hang around with. If i dont like you, however, I can be a real arrogant prick. But all in all I'm a lot of fun.

And just to reiterate, I'm a Fucking Rock Star!

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You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often

My Interests

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste....Music, Paintball, Cars, Tattoos (and Chix with Tatttoos!!!!), Piercings. I like to piss people off.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't bore me.....If you won't bore me .. TattooedGQ.
This is Dr Keith, He gets drunk and eats Matches.

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You're An Angry Drunk
Ever wake up with sore knuckles and a black eye? Thought so. What Kind of Drunk Are You?

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

Yes I listen to it, and play it as well

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Movies:

I love movies.I root for the bad guys in movies.

Television:

aka the idiot box

Books:

I can read....I do read, you are reading this right now

Heroes:

Me.

You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Blog

God damned tag thing.

Thanks to laramie for this happy horse shit you must say 10 weird things about yourself, then tag 7 more people. 1.  I 2. My dick is pierced, but if you know me, then you've probably seen it....
Posted by Guitar Slinger on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

day 3

Emo Kids.   Can't stand 'em, wish they would all die. I swear, their mantra must be: to be as skinny as possibly (no muscle), get a shitty haircut,  wear fucking makeup, and whine all day.&n...
Posted by Guitar Slinger on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

Nightmare Before Christmas

You know what pisses me off, The Nightmare Before Christmas.  The movie BLOWS now its trendy to like it. give me a break, it made no money in the box office, but 13 years years later oh its soo c...
Posted by Guitar Slinger on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:54:00 PST

First of a series.....what pisses me off

You know what pisses me off???  Fat chicks who wear low cut shirts who think its sexy cuz they're rocking a 66 triple F.   NO, its not hot when ur stomach is past your tits, fat tits are not...
Posted by Guitar Slinger on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:31:00 PST

????

What the hell is a blog?
Posted by Guitar Slinger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST