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Matt

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About Me

I work Professionally as a waiter and plus size model. After being fired as Kirstie Alley's body double I was forced to do extra work the most notable of which was a stand in role as the vagina in the touring cast of vagina monologues. Having had a long-standing fear of vagina I found it hard to step into the role but somewhere between majora and minora I found my sea legs. I plan to return to Ms. Alley as soon as she falls of the wagon. I have a lot off stock in Krispy Kreme and expect results!!! I feel that while we are on the subject of Bush I should voice some of my strong conservative views. I believe in a world where every child will have 3 nuclear weapons. Should any of these happen to detonate God willing it will happen in a Wal-Mart where we can expect a slow federal response.
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My Interests

Catfights!!!comedy shows, concerts, t.i.v.o, eating out(at restaurants) bar-hopping, swiming, road rage, pretty much anything that entertains me. My favorite thing to do is hang out with cool people. It doesn't matter where I'm at . I could be at the D.M.V and manage to have a good time. Though I don't care to put that one to the test.

I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart(rocks!!!!!!),Barack Obama,Oprah(of course)Cristiano Ronaldo,Paula Deen and Kathy Griffen

Music:

Whatever is on the radio. My crazy friend Mary has got me into a lot of Rap right now but i like all kinds of music. In my car right now is the new Britney CD I bought it because of my boyfriend and gotta admit I really like it! I'm also a bit of a broadway junky. I overdid it on the Dreamgirls soundtrack so now I'm onto Hairspray. Hardcore Right?

Movies:

Hairspray, Heat, The Shawshank Redemption, Full Metal Jacket, Amelie,The American President, Airplane,X-Men 2,The Long Kiss Goodnight.

Television:

The Next Iron Chef, Dexter, Weeds, Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal, The Practice, Alias, Buffy,Ab Fab,Footballers Wives, and anything on the Food Network.

Heroes:

OPRAH and my Oma

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