*Jessika Jawk* - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I hate trucker hats, UGG Boots, fashion ponchos, and sweat-items that say things on the ass more than I could possibly hate you. Also, I hate and won't eat the ends of pickles, french fries, or toast. Yogurt with fruit on the bottom makes me want to throw up, and people who have waxy yellow ears gross me out. I like to keep my Cheez-Its in the freezer and go on booze cruises to whore island in my one piece J-Lo jumpsuit. I procrastinate and get sidetracked VERY easily. I don't enjoy chicks that lurk on my boyfriend especially "dumpy hardcore broads" as Sarah would say. I sing along to songs and make up my own words, even though they're not right. I hate taxi cabs and will do anything to piss them off. People who have no self awareness drive me bananas. I also wish that people would stop shirking responsibilites and just pull their own weight once in awhile. If you don't understand the difference between "your" and "you're", we probably won't get along-mainly because YOU'RE clearly an idiot. I find both receiving and giving compliments to be awkward. I'm cynical and bitchy and and like others to be so as well (within moderation). I'm particular about who I accept friendships with now. I'm getting too old to deal with the bullshit friendships and relationships. I want to meet people who I can grow old with, guys and girls alike.

My Interests

Laughing. Traveling. Jeffrey J. Jawk. Mr. Silly Pantalones. Procrastinating. Laying in bed in the morning when it's raining. Kissing the perfect kisser (i.e. my "boosies"). High fashion that I can't afford. Bojangles. Watching movies. Having snacks. Sleeping naked. Buying obscene amounts of obscene lingerie. Art. Reading a kick ass book. Decorating and re-decorating. Coffee. Staying up late. Photography. Fall weather. Suction cups. Hot tattoos. Products especially beauty products. Cans of compressed air. Brushing my teeth. Going to the gym and laughing at all the sick ink, lurkers, and meatheads wearing 80's muscle tank tops. Movie trailers. Whole Foods salad bar. Adidas Darogas. Talking and not talking. Gloomy Bears. Always being there. Not tolerating petty bullshit. Complaining. Pilates. Smorkin' Labbits/Frank Kozik. BCBG. Sephora. Being awesome.com

I'd like to meet:

This dude if anyone's got him. Hook a bitch up!! Also I'm friends with everyone on my friend's list. Like actual friends. I don't add people I don't know, blah blah blah... This website is the best way to actively stay in touch and up to date with my friends, though I rarely make new ones through it, and that's the way I like it. I like my group of friends small, intimate, and meaningful. Fuck popularity.

Music:

NOW PLAYING: I have a tendency to enjoy songs with clapping in them. And also: Fiona Apple

Movies:

NOW PLAYING: Across the Universe, Superbad, Stardust, Daywatch, Ocean's Thirteen, Notes on a Scandal, The Black Stallion, Spiderman 3, The Bridge, This is England, Grindhouse, 300, INLAND EMPIRE, Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple, Children of Men, The Illusionist, Pan's Labyrinth, The Good Shepherd, Curse of the Golden Flower. I like movies. Sometimes when I feel extra intellectual I might say that I enjoy films.

Television:

NOW WATCHING: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (yep just got the entire series box set), LOST, Arrested Development, Colbert Report, Twin Peaks, Home Movies, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Jeopardy!, Significant Others, Carnivale, 90210, X-Files, Cheaters, Blind Date, Big Love, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, tv that I can watch On Demand because I work at night.

Books:

Heroes:

I love myself. I'm my own hero.

My Blog

I wish

my roommate would stop rapping.
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:04:00 PST

The Cape

So I never go to the Cape. My family never vacationed there or anything when I was younger. It's just never been somewhere I go. I went once and stayed in a house with some random friends about 7 y...
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST

Boston blows

Boston gets rich from Turner, because they're stupid enough to think light up signs are bombs and can't handle the ridicule and have to cry lawsuit. In the meantime Boston/the mayor's office takes mo...
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

Hooray

It's my birthday and I'm 27!! Yep it's true.
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

I have to post it as a blog, too.

Can everyone just please do me a favor?Next time a cab pulls some dickhead move ( I had a frustrating experience on my way home from work tonight) can you a) get their license plate b) call the compan...
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST

$600 doesn't get you a flash

so beware if you are going to buy a Treo...this woulda been so much better with a flash......
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

Topsfield Fair

I went to the Topsfield Fair on Monday October 2nd. It is pretty much the same as I remember it, except now I can see why my parents were never as eager as we were to go. It's so damn expensive. Bu...
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST

water with no ice

Next time "you" (ie random customers @ work) ask me for a "water with no ice" and expect me to wait the 20 minutes that it takes to fill up a glass with water from the soda gun when there are 10 other...
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

Hearts and thoughts are with Theresa...

I'm so sorry...Eric Valdepenas news articlephotos...
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:25:00 PST

kinda alright shows

Up and coming events @ the Paradise:September 17KASABIANOctober 8MICHAEL IAN BLACK/MICHAEL SHOWALTEROctober 16KELIS (not really sure if this is true or not)October 20DEL THA FUNKY HOMOSAPIENOctober 26...
Posted by *Jessika Jawk* on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:42:00 PST